Recent reviews by Green

Me: *In a helicopter trying to find a stupid pigeon"

Roman: "NIKO IT'S ROMAN LETS GO BOWLING."

I really like black ♥♥♥♥♥, I mean black ops.

Gritty, Sexy and Fun. Just like my wife.

I get a boner every time the shotgun cuts an enemy in half.

The walls are made out of paper in cs 1.6, the AK will somehow shoot you through 18 maps, 6 walls and 5 teammates.

admin he doing it sideways

Thank you Portal 2

I am now attracted to potatoes.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY THIS VERSION CJ!

I'm about to jump off the Edge

This game is gorgeous and no I'm not only talking about 2B's structure...

You've got a story that'll make you not only question the type of woman you are attracted to but one that makes you think about what it means to be human, graphics are also gorgeous, they really do shine when you use the "self destruct" option that the game allows you to do; the music in the game is pure brilliance from quiet, slow relaxing sounds to fast paced japanese lyrics that while you can't understand a single word it somehow still makes you pumped and want to kill every single little robot you see.

In short, come for woman and leave with an existential crisis...so I guess the game is basically a normal relationship.