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1 person found this review helpful
83.6 hrs on record (46.9 hrs at review time)
The Dark Souls Experience:

I heard this game is really tough.
...doesn't seem so bad.
F this game.
Maybe I'll try it again.
I see why people like this.
F this game.
Ok, I'm really going to try.
Ah, I get it now.
F this game.
Dark Souls is the worst game ever.
Dark Souls is the best game ever.
I have no idea why I put myself through that, never again.
There's an NG mode? I mean, why not.
Posted January 16, 2021.
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12.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Me: Welp, time for bed.

My brain: You could sleep, OR... you could shoot people in the face and watch big numbers and loot pop out of them.

Me: ...

My brain: This is a good use of your time.

Me: I don't think...

My brain: There's talent points. You can also play as a cat.

Me: Sleep can wait.
Posted July 11, 2020.
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163.5 hrs on record (130.4 hrs at review time)
Do you like watching your opponent loop through multiple turns destroying you while you do nothing? Do you like playing guild wars against teams comprised of expensive mythic cards that you can't afford? Do you like facing the same team compositions repeatedly?

If yes, this game is for you. If no, look somewhere else.

The devs also reduced the in-game currency you can earn making it even tougher for those who can't/won't spend real money. There's a good game here somewhere, but it's been buried in un-interactive and random gameplay and P2W resources.
Posted June 30, 2017. Last edited September 21, 2017.
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8.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Played Overwatch, hated it.

Played Paladins, pleasantly surprised.

More depth, better feel, more enjoyable map design.

There's still rough edges because it's beta but I'm really surprised at how fun this game is.
Posted September 19, 2016.
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