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Daniel Keener   Cleveland, Ohio, United States
 
 
not monkey but do you have bananana?
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Garfield Feb 26, 2020 @ 4:59pm 
Coordinates to Planet Garfield????
Garfield Jan 30, 2020 @ 9:33pm 
📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little ♥♥♥ slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your ♥♥♥♥♥ 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌
Garfield Oct 5, 2018 @ 8:19pm 
somewhere between wiping mustard off my balls and removing my now yellow boxers I realized that this injustice cannot go unsettled, for the rest of your life in your most private moments know that i, the only thing preventing a dysfunctional veteran from waterboarding you with mustard is the knowledge of your existence. i hope you stub your toe every day for the rest of your life.

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Garfield Oct 5, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
I saw this post and I wanted to contact Chief. I left a message and waited. After a few hours he still didn't answer. I went to his house and knocked on his door; no answer. I used the extra key under the front door mat and went inside. Chief was unconscious on the floor and bleeding. I drove him to the nearest hospital and the doctors took care of him. I visit him the next day. He looks extremely weak and pale with several tubes around him. "Hey, Chief. It's me." and he looks at me with joy. the nurse nearby said he is so weak that he can't even talk. Looking into his eyes, I remembered all the memories we had, and how well he got along with everyone he met. He was an amazing person that everyone loved, and the haters who done this will pay. He suddenly grabs my hand. With a firm grip, he looks at me while leaning towards me and uses all of his remaining strength. He says "This is it." He fell back into his bed and the heart moniter stopped beeping.
Garfield Jan 11, 2018 @ 2:41pm 
So, let me see if I have this right now..... Trump is a mentally ill, semi-illiterate duffus who built a multi-billion dollar empire that spread across the world, was able to beat 17 of the best and brightest Republican candidates, turns around to beat the "most qualified woman of our time" for the presidency, then in his first year in office causes the stock market to climb to heights never seen before in history, lowered unemployment, almost wiped out ISIS, restoring law and order, all while working with a hostile Congress and the media attacking him 24/7????? Wow! I would love to see what the man could accomplish if he was sane and literate...
IcY Dec 26, 2017 @ 6:45am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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