Recent reviews by Soapie

I tried very hard to like this game more then most would, but the insane lack of content coupled with poor server performance along with a boring gameplay loop (that I imagine will never change) just drags it down to an absolutely abysmal place not to mention Sega's greedy business model going into hyperdrive there is no way I can recommend the trash pile that is NGS.

I was lead to believe this was a game about a chef and his meteoric rise to the rank of master through hard work and dedication and a little help from his kitchen staff. Sadly instead after playing 25 hours I have learned that this in fact not a game about preparing the finest of cuisine but instead about some guy named master chief who does not cook anything and from what I can tell runs around elbowing people and screaming over voice comms how he has sexual relations with peoples mothers. With That said however on the bright side there is a very deep and exciting game mode called Grifball that requires a lot of puzzle solving skills and a lot of game sense and logic but even with that high water mark I cannot recommend this game sadly.

I was having a good time with the game was it buggy sure did it have issues yes but at its core it was great fun for me and my group of friends however as of today they introduced one of the most perplexing balance patches I have ever seen in a game that sucked almost all fun out of the tittle if you are looking for a fun relaxing game this is not for you if you are looking to progress through cheesing and exploiting bad AI pixark might be your thing

Terrible controller support for various gamepads makes playing the game a terrible expierience I would not reccomend this game unless you are 100% sure your controller is fully supported

no multiplayer and broken another great feather in the greenlight projects cap :|

This is a very good game it stays true to the warhammer 40k lore where in Space Marines must endure a trial of mental and physical strength to become a ultra marines this trial intails mastering the following foes and tasks

- The dreaded and feared beast of host mitigation a disgusting foe that knows no sympathy and will ravage your mind with ease.

- The dreaded dungeon of lagsarus where you will meet the most savage of creatures including Brazilious Dreadious, Austlianus Frearous, and the most nightmareish of them all a Russian named Perkov.

- The forest of solitude a lonely place where you will be forced to meditate on your destiny and what you have done to deserve this fate. You will find yourself siting there staring at the crude markings found on special rocks that translate to "0 Possible Games Found" what could these mean ? a riddle that has pleagued the minds of many marines through the ages

(do not buy this game it is terrible)

Do you like games ? do you enjoy cross hairs and moving your mouse ? are you really fond of your F key ? well this might be the game for you

It's a game about the trials and tribulations of a hard working dirt farmer in this doggy dog world you take on the role of Jack McDritington and must guide him from his humble beginning as a lowly sand merchant to his ttriumphant reign as a pete moss baron I recommend this to anyone looking for a high quality dirt based rpg

I bought 4 TF2 items and I got this poker game free I have yet to play it but I'm sure it is nifty

It's a great game, the other 3 players are... well there is 3 other players