Recent reviews by WarWind

I don't vote but I vote for Democracy.

Beware of some changes you might see (e.g. dialogue and dub) but that shouldn't stop you from playing this masterpiece of a game that came out for the DS in 2010.

Now shush while I make multiple saves managing different laifus.

I watched it. I cried.

I played it. I cried.

Doesn't matter. I still cried.

"I played Dead Space 3. Pretty sure this won't be scary"

*Hours later*

"Holy ♥♥♥♥. Run. Run. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RUN."

"The ♥♥♥♥ was that noise?"

"I don't trust that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vent."

*Gets jumped. Pumps 10 shots into their body, hoping to hit their limbs*

The port is good but Denuvo is making the game stutter (see post linked below for a fix). Denuvo is making this game it's hctib and many people, myself included, are not happy about this.

Please fix (and add more songs).

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2814614451

Proof that Valve carried L4D.

First of all, every friend of mine has talked about this game. Second of all, its a mix of Halo and Portal with a Genshin Stamina gauge (it was funny) but instead its a jetpack gauge.

This game is fun, fast paced, and easy to master. Met some fun tryhards and they used the portals as a open window. A tip to counter that: the portal lights up whenever someone gets close to it and your crosshairs will turn red when there's an enemy using it to camp. Oh did I mention campers? They're annoying but really easy to counter. Someone is baiting you with their portal? Portal still lights up, even when they're not using it as a window.

Imagine a game without reload: Cool

Now imagine a game with TUTORIALS THAT TELEPORT YOU INTO ANOTHER ROOM: Where the ♥♥♥♥ did I go and why the ♥♥♥♥ am I here?

Vita? Bought it.
Nanako? Junes.
Protagonist? Chad of Chads.
Tears? All dried.
P4Anime? Cried again.
Japanese? Take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money.

First of all, this is Halo.
Second, this is Master mutherfking Chief.
Third, if you dislike this game you're a ♥♥♥♥♥ weeb.

If you are not a weeb, you would be playing this game.