Recent reviews by ♛ Xipin1k^

This game is a masterpiece.

Who'd know that you can create something like this with something so little? A crew of spacemen, and some imposters to top off the cake - yada, chaos and betrayal, not to forget murder - and recipe done! Excellent.

It's so good that I have no friends anymore to play this game with. 10/10!

This is a game where you drive buses. You create routes, you drive them, or you get the AI to drive them for you - and you can definitely tell it's a bot, which is beautiful, and then it isn't, because the bot kisses a lamppost, but then it is again, because said bot finds a way out of it. Beautiful is probably overdoing it, but there you go.

It's also a game with multiplayer, but I never used that, so I won't comment on it. I play this only for the single player, calm and relaxed driving. It can be made difficult though with convenience features off, but... Yeah, you decide, basically! Timetable system could use some further customization work, but oh well.

Now this game does have several bugs, but it's the only game where I feel like the world is alive and you actually can see the other buses driving the route. Something I don't see in the other bus simulators I've played, aside from OMSI 2, but I suck at getting that to work. SUCK! GG's!

On discount, if you like buses, this is a must. Full price? Difficult to say, but I can safely say that despite it's bugs, I've tried worse.

Let's get the rating out of the way: 5/10.

This is sad and great at the same time. It's literally a bus simulator - you won't be performing GTA-style kill streaks with blood seas left and right, and you won't be Crash Bandicoot'n around with your bus either. It's driving a bus - plain and simple.

But there is just a number of things wrong that I can't grasp why is wrong. First off - it's difficult ending your route with a feeling of yes, because there is very few stops that gives the feeling of actual ending your route. You know, a roundabout for the bus to hold on some space designated for this. Often times the bot drivers aren't showing up for some reason, and you can't tell what the trigger is. If they do show up, sometimes they take routes that doesn't make sense - like driving a 2-3 minute detour - without reason.

Oh, and the AI is suicidal. It just walks past stuff where it wants to. It's not even trying to pretend that it isn't. Often times you have to restart the route, because otherwise, wave goodbye to your income: The AI seriously IS that suicidal. It's sad to watch.

The positive is the realism. And the bus designs. Looks good - could be better, but it's definitely really good.

So yeah, if you want to drive a bus - you'd probably still rather want OMSI 2, because it's the better product if you know to use it. BUT - this is still recommendable, as it's very easy to start up. I'd say that it's still one of the two most prominent bus simulators on the market - and seeing that there's actually several - some of them who aren't even functional (too many bugs) - this is seriously still something to enjoy.

BUT FIX THE DAMN AI FOR FU-------|

Yes, I recommend it. That's the short version. Go give it a try!

Now, trucking sounds boring. I couldn't for the life of me imagine taking a job as this irl - especially since that would be a waste of playtime. No thanks.

This simulator however is quite fun. I don't know what does it, maybe it's the mods, maybe it's the fact that traffic does stupid nonsense from time to time that makes me laugh, or maybe it's because I'm a clutz and ♥♥♥♥♥ up my truck even though it's not on purpose. I don't know. I just know that somehow I can take job after job without feeling like I want to end Steam as a process before diving into Netflix straight after like some games does really quickly. That is good. #thispandemiceffingsucksomg

It's VERY realistic. You won't be hanging out the windows shooting zombies, you won't be doing sick 360 degree double-turns mid-air for no reason, and you certainly won't be driving 200 miles per hour, street racing with your truck and outperforming sports cars. If that doesn't sound appealing, then why are you reading this again?

So if you like realistic, go for it. You won't regret it, if you like that.

This game is from 2011. And you know what? Nothing has ever mattered so little to me before.

When you play this, you'll be pooping everywhere. That may or may not sound pleasant to you, but the fact of that matter is, where are the horror games that can do that to you? They are less in numbers than you think. I can only think of very few planting the same horror deep inside you like this can do. It almost feels like you have entered the Goosebumps series.

Don't know that? Seriously? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE!? >:(

If you know what's good for you, buy this. You won't be disappointed. However, if you dislike the idea of being terrified, steer clear. This isn't for kids.

Free games are great. I respect free games. Especially if they can make do with small microtransactions to stay alive with a team that cares.

This one is probably no different, but sadly the game doesn't fit my expectations. And boy, did I have a lot of those. I once made a short video which you can find here on Steam as to what you might meet when playing this game. It's a few years ago though.

This game is really clonky when it comes to gameplay. It's not that the mechanics are horrible, it's just clonky. It feels like I'm playing a game from the late 2000's (before 2010). Sadly. When I play games, the last thing I want out of them is feeling like I'm doing the dishes while being sick, because this is how this feels.

Do you want that out of your game? No. No you don't.

So, rather invest in some other game that makes sense - the equivalent to this would probably be.. Well.. GTA? Not exactly, but close enough.

It's a battle royale, and it's not Fortnite or H1Z1. I'll give it that much - and it has a certain comedic value, well, if you're into slapstick humor like I am. You better not judge me for watching The Simpsons now for hours upon hours on end--- Wait, did I say that? You didn't read that. You didn't.

Alas, I bought this game. So it would seem. Do I regret it? Yes. Is it fun with friends? Yes. This is a love-hate relationship, where PUBG is the abuser in question - it's too intriguing to let go, albeit it being very unoptimized.

But the reason why it only barely - slightly - tilts me over to a recommended game, is because with friends, you WILL enjoy this game, regardless of how bad you are at FPS games, because so much stupid bollocks happens which is mostly out of your control - nah, just kidding, it's not, but still funny. I mean that.

So yeah, if you have friends, buy this game. If you don't, buy some friends and then buy this. Either way, idc.

This is my personal follow up to the Deluxe version, and it's so much better. And more challenging, perhaps.

But it's still Peggle. I GOT NOTHING FFS

Yeah well, it's Peggle. Nothing more, nothing less. You can't possibly screw such an easy game up.

This game is a masterpiece. Every single early gamer from the late 90's / early 00's would be able to agree on this, if they have any taste in games. Too much to ask, I know, but bear with me.

So, why do I not recommend it?

Well, I do - just not on Steam. When you are too much of a moron to understand that this game needs to be the complete version, not just the base game without expansions, idk what to tell you. Who were the bad salesman who couldn't close a proper deal? Who was the lazy developer that gave up porting the game properly? This stinks of "LEMME JUST HAMMER THIS TOGETHER FOR A QUICK BUCK.... THERE WE GO X3" attitudes all over the place.

Buy this if you like HD, or buy the full, old version from somewhere else - I got the full game and only wanted to see the HD just to see it, but yeah, you are certainly better off finding the complete game somewhere else.

As in... Right now. NOW!