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Recent reviews by Roach

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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Uniforms from third perspective look okay but in first person its a whole different story. Sleeves look very low quallity, textures are very bland and your character is wearing (already flaming hot wool tunic) and then over that said tunic dot44 tunic in 90% summer setting maps. Its shame cus this is first introduction of SS units in the game and they are made poorly. Tanker dot44 that is lvl8 has better first person textures...
Posted May 6.
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6 people found this review helpful
42.5 hrs on record (28.2 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ game, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY dude lets add new dlc EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY!!!!??!!?!??
Seriously this game is fun to play but only thing that I hate is devs and annoying DLC spam it just shows what kind of greedy ♥♥♥♥♥ they are...
Posted March 2, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
445.5 hrs on record (379.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Oh CS! What a lovely game. Gaben my dear friend go ♥♥♥♥ a dead pig(p.s. its ur wife). THIS GAME IS SOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DISGUSTING THAT I WOULD RATHER ♥♥♥♥ MY OWN DAUGHTER AND HER UNBORN CHILD. THIS GAME IS FULL OF TOXIC RUSSIAN POLISH AND MUSLIM ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO JUST SALT AT THIS UNBALANCED PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥. WHY NOT RENAME THIS GAME TO "BUY PIXEL CAMO FOR GUNS SIMULATOR" Seriously tho only reason this game is so popular is cus of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins and devs who keep adding more of them instead of fixing broken game and FIXING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ VAC whic is working as much as 1$ condoms but hey ♥♥♥♥♥ GUD DA DA DA PRIVET JEBO VAM PAS MATER RUSKU GOVNA SMRDLJIVA. This game is definition of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hating yourself, THANK DEAR GOD MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED AND I REALISED WHAT THIS GAME IS!!!! Anybody who plays this is either a Russian which is the worst insult someone can give you, or you are just mentally ill and you like hurint yourself. And for the end I give my love to the best dev ever: GABEN GO ♥♥♥♥ A DEAD PIG AND THEN EAT IT!!! Fat piece of ♥♥♥♥....
Posted March 2, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
204.8 hrs on record (196.9 hrs at review time)
Bohemia: HEY GUYS ITS CZECH ♥♥♥♥S WHO STEAL MONEY AND CANT MAKE GAMES BUT MAKE ENDLESS PROMISES! BUT WAIT MOVEMENT IS SO GOOD HERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIR ARE MORE MOBILE!!??!!??!?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY WE CLAIM TO MAKE A "ULTRAREALISTIC MILITARY SIMULATOR" YET IN OUR GAME YOU DRIVE A CAR HIT TINY ROCK AND FLIP 360 FOR 3 ♥♥♥♥ING MINUTES KILLING HALF OF YOUR SQUAD!?!?!?!?!
OH WAIT WE ARE ♥♥♥♥ING WALKING AND WALKING WITH 20 FPS MAX CUS THIS GAME REQUIRES NASA COMPUTER TO RUN NORMALLY!??!?!?!?!? AND WE STEP ON ♥♥♥♥ING STEPTS *CRACK* AARGHGHHGHGHG *broken leg* ?????????
But seriously now dont buy any products from this greedy czech ♥♥♥♥s they are pieces of ♥♥♥♥ who cant make games. DID I MENTION AI SNIPES YOU FROM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILLOMETERS AWAY?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!
Amen!
Posted March 2, 2017.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
139.9 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
Bohemia: HEY GUYS ITS US AGAIN CZECH ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO STEAL MONEY AND CANT MAKE GAMES BUT MAKE ENDLESS PROMISES! BUT WAIT MOVEMENT IS SLIGHTLY BETTER BUT STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIR ARE MORE MOBILE THAN YOUR CHARACTER !!??!!??!?!? "THE MOST REALISTIC MILITARY SIMULATOR ON PLANET" Game runs soooo smooth you need NASA computer to play it normally. Did I mention game mechanics? No? Oh thats right THERE ARENT ANY THIS GAME FEELS LIKE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PARALYSED CHICK!!! But seriously now dont buy any products from this greedy czech ♥♥♥♥♥ they are pieces of ♥♥♥♥ who cant make games. DID I MENTION AI SNIPES YOU INSIDE OF A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLANE GOING 2.3 MACH ?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!
Amen!
Posted March 2, 2017. Last edited March 2, 2017.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
688.5 hrs on record (604.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted March 2, 2017.
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9 people found this review helpful
1,090.1 hrs on record (899.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's been 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years this game is still unplayable piece of czech ♥♥♥♥, devs are mentally ill ♥♥♥♥♥ who care about money and not the game. It's FULL OF HACKERS, BROKEN GAME MECHANICS, NO NEW STUFF BUT INCRESE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRICE OF THE GAME CUS OF VEHICLES BUT THEY DONT SPAWN?!?!?!?!?! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ czech piece of ♥♥♥♥ this could have been the best survival game in the world I tried to give it so many chances but this is dead and if fat ♥♥♥♥ GABEN WAS USEFULL he would give ALL ♥♥♥♥♥ who bought this ♥♥♥♥ money back so they can buy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BREAD AND SOSAGE IN STORE.
Posted March 2, 2017.
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