Recent reviews by EleventhOcean

May 6: Sony has backed down, so I can recommend it again! Another step in the long climb to liberty.

May 4: Some of the most fun I've ever had in a live service game, but I must strongly recommend against buying it due to Sony's corporate bait & switch tactics causing players in ~65% of the world's countries to lose access to the game 3 months after launch, and the rest to have to choose between either losing access to the game or giving their personal information to a company with a TERRIBLE track record of protecting its customers' personal information.

One of the best beat 'em ups of all time, and I cannot recommend it strongly enough to fans of the genre, but you should buy it on a platform that doesn't require Ubisoft's terrible client.

One of the best sailing games I've ever played. It's a little rough around the edges, but it's clearly a labour of love, and well worth the very reasonable price tag if you have any interest in sailboat racing.

It's everything you loved about the older Battlefield games, but with twice as many players in a server, and graphics that'll run on a potato

Rode a conveyor belt, used a power line as a zipline over a canyon, launched myself off a cliff in a Fisher Price kids car. 10/10.

Made the Borg and conquered the galaxy. 10/10 would definitely assimilate everyone again.

My friend threw me into a meat grinder, so I pushed him in front of a subway train. 10/10

I punched a deer to death with my bare hands, then got murdered by a tree my friend chopped down.

10/10. Would Viking again

Hot garbage. It was a free weekend, but I feel like I should be compensated for the time I wasted trying to play a game that doesn't seem to actually want to be played.

Everything you loved about Starbound, but now in 3D.