1. To be honest, the only reason why I even have a Steam profile to begin with is because of a used copy of Portal 2 having a working code for the Steam version...

2. It wasn't until 2015 when I started taking Steam levels more "serious" than before... which still wasn't saying much at the time...

3. Skullgirls was the first Steam game I actively purchased from the Steam store... despite already having both the Konami-published version and complimentary Encore version on the PS3...

4. Dark Souls was my first Steam gift given to me by a dear friend of mine...

5. Humble Bundle is where I end up receiving a good chunk of my Steam games during the off-seasons... AKA: I have too many unused Steam keys from 2013 and beyond...

6. I follow too many games... and almost all of them will never go pass that [for me] in hindsight...

7. I made a spreadsheet of not just all my Steam games, but also their respected badge prices, booster gem prices, trochievement acknowledgement, unused keys, and even public library/wishlist comparisons…

8. I stop following games that I have in my Steam library... if I remember to...

9. I do accept Steam gifts, but contact me first if the game's not on my wishlist...

10. Most of the groups I join are either due to a genuine [personal] interest, that [rare] accepted group invite, and/or memes... The latter tends to outweigh the formals...

11. This number is my favorite number... No one said all of the facts had to be relevant to those who read them...

12. It took way too long [4 years in] to figure out which showcases to use and in which order... let alone to rep every [Steam] game I liked/loved among the showcase flare accordingly without rep overlap...

13. Of all of my Steam friends, only 13 of them I met/know IRL...

14. Even if my status says "Away" to my Steam friends, there's an 87% chance I'm actually not...

15. I tend to keep up with just the previous day(s) of activity because they're complete... unless I forget to nowadays...

16. I tend to gift more in Steam keys than in actual Steam gifts... unless the price is right...

17. I've curved my Summer/Winter sales addiction... for now...

18. I rarely trade... even when it's better than the market...

19. I'd rather sell in the market than turn profit into gems... unless you’re SnakEscape and/or I have a booster pack in mind…

20. I don't [F]UCK with Gems all that much... They could get me a booster pack and that's it...

21. I'd prefer crafting foil badges over LV badges... when the price is right...

22. For a time, I only reviewed games that coincidentally none of my Steam friends played... Now, it's only when I feel like it...

23. There was never a good time where I could honestly/modestly brag about having less than 10% of a maximum amount of Steam friends...

24. The last person I helped set up their Steam profile claimed it was too hard to login into Steam in general... I [still] can't even to this day... even when nowadays they can login from time to time...

25. I used to be more obsessive with having my EXP always end in two 0s, let alone one... Now, making sure I'm at a Steam level I'm fine with "long-term" is fine with me... until I want a craft a cool badge later...

26. While on the quest for other community badges, I obtained the Community Leader badge without knowing it at the time...

27. I’d like to keep a 50+% completion rate, thank you very much...

28. Here's a list of 100% trochievement [Steam] games in order of completion:
PAC-MAN Championship Edition DX+ (Jan 24, 2016)
Pony Island (Feb 16, 2016)
Cinderella Escape! (Mar 9, 2016)
NotGTAV {aka NotTheNameWeWanted} (Mar 12, 2016)
Out There Somewhere (Mar 26, 2016)
CALENDULA (Jun 1, 2016)
Eversion (Oct 28, 2016)
IMSCARED (Nov 1, 2016)
NO THING (Nov 10, 2016)
Bit Blaster XL (Dec 15, 2016)
Jet Set Radio (Dec 25, 2017)
Project G (Sep. 11, 2020)
The 39 Steps (Dec 20, 2020)
DEEP SPACE WAIFU (Dec 24, 2020)
DEEP SPACE WAIFU: FLAT JUSTICE (Dec 25, 2020)
DEEP SPACE WAIFU: FANTASY (Dec 31, 2020)

29. I only keep [no more than] 29 games in my Steam wishlist at all times...

If you did read all of these facts, then you clearly know your curiosity... or, at best, this sentence...