Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Sexual Tyrannosaurus
1,424 Comments
🌴 T Λ N I S 🌴 Feb 12, 2024 @ 4:41pm 
greatest heavy hat of all time
El Gordo Dec 14, 2020 @ 8:36am 
hell yeah
Traggot Bickle Aug 12, 2020 @ 4:08am 
all these years later this is still my ultimate heavy hat, havent un-equipped it since it came out. fantastic work, thank you so much for making this
Metal Sonic Apr 16, 2020 @ 9:13pm 
I would call it "The Pootis hat" or "The Pootis Look"
vahll Oct 28, 2019 @ 9:40am 
Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John
He claim he has the misery but he's havin' a lot of fun
Oh baby, yeah baby, woo
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah
Well long, tall Sally
She's built for speed, she got
Everything that Uncle John need, oh baby
Yeah baby, woo baby
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah
Well, I saw Uncle John with long tall Sally
He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley oh baby
Yeah baby, woo baby
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah, ow
Well, long, tall Sally
She's built for speed, she got
Everything that Uncle John need, oh baby
Yeah baby, woo baby
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah
Well, I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally
He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley, oh, baby
Yeah baby, woo, baby
Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah
We gonna have some fun tonight
We gonna have some fun tonight, woo
Have some fun tonight, everything's all right
Have some fun, have me some fun tonight
Cap'n Chumpington Esq. Jun 29, 2016 @ 9:25am 
This is my favourite hat but the mustache needs to flex. ATM it just stays motionless.
Matihood Apr 16, 2016 @ 5:22am 
I wish we had a "no mustache" style as well as a style that allows us to paint the mustache and hair. I know you're probably busy with other projects but please make it when you get some time.
Zeugziumy Mar 25, 2016 @ 7:42am 
I prefer the original.
๖C.Hans Mar 24, 2016 @ 11:43pm 
Its so cool. Make all class version pls.
Hyogs Mar 24, 2016 @ 3:18pm 
Ayy the update was added, looks much nicer now!
Jones Feb 21, 2015 @ 1:22pm 
''I aint got time to bleed'' < Pure Gold :D
eldoon's noodles Sep 27, 2014 @ 8:53pm 
Thank you, Captain Random.
The Wyvern Ripper Feb 11, 2014 @ 12:49am 
Really the name is from a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator. One of the main characters says it in the beginning. Its a really good movie.
Captain Random Feb 10, 2014 @ 5:38am 
Heavy aint got time to bleed.
[FP] Dr. McKay Jan 31, 2014 @ 3:13pm 
pootis man
Yakuza Merkitzi Jan 21, 2014 @ 12:17am 
I wish this one had facial Flexes.
ivannavacerrada Dec 15, 2013 @ 4:15pm 
Le queda de lujo el sombrero y el bigote
Funky Fiend Never Before Seen'd Sep 13, 2013 @ 9:41pm 
Looks like Saxton Hale
Chuckles Jun 18, 2013 @ 3:12am 
Man I love this hat! thanks for making my favorite heavy hat mate!
Delta51 Jun 14, 2013 @ 9:51am 
Because the name is stupid and TF2 doesn't need whores to play the game.
Kæfer_ Jun 14, 2013 @ 9:01am 
Why did valve change the name? :(
Nitro Clown May 28, 2013 @ 1:20pm 
how do you get this in game? please message me
Hyperterminator42 May 16, 2013 @ 7:34pm 
Awesome
Billman May 6, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
it looks alot like Sterling Archer from Archer
Late Apr 28, 2013 @ 5:56pm 
There a lot of slack-jawed Buggers around here! This hat will make you a Badass Sexual Tyrannosaurus just like me.
Late Mar 5, 2013 @ 1:28pm 
Its pootis-man with ole' painless.
Super Sooiean Mar 2, 2013 @ 7:55am 
Why would anyone rename this? Sexual Tyrannosaurus is just too perfect of a name!
SeductiveShuckle Feb 25, 2013 @ 5:27am 
yay its been added
felc Jan 26, 2013 @ 11:59am 
Pootis Man
giltygeist Dec 7, 2012 @ 12:59pm 
this makes heavy a whole different character and i like it
Aria Sirius Nov 20, 2012 @ 2:29am 
Actually,the color similar to Slate is better,but its still GREAT!
Aria Sirius Nov 14, 2012 @ 12:03am 
gotta use the BAF-paint on this! It would look GREAT!
Spycer42 Nov 11, 2012 @ 6:22am 
Pootis-man, it that you?
Tweety Oct 27, 2012 @ 12:22pm 
just stole the hat and mustache from the movie predator
Yellowboe Oct 25, 2012 @ 8:26pm 
Markon the item is a Predator reference and was made long before Borderlands 2.
fluffy tail enjoyer Oct 24, 2012 @ 8:32pm 
He last updated this item on June 24th dumbass
Warxa Oct 23, 2012 @ 6:49pm 
LOL Borderlands 2 was made muuuch after that
Googernomics Oct 23, 2012 @ 4:18pm 
you stole the fucking name from borderlands 2 you fucking plageriser
BeniLXIX Oct 22, 2012 @ 6:29am 
How do i get it?
Hanki Oct 20, 2012 @ 3:08pm 
Got this, i think is the best hat for heavy >:3
Krogan Oct 20, 2012 @ 5:31am 
Sexy Hat
queso Oct 17, 2012 @ 6:01am 
fat saxton hale
UnleashTheYeast Oct 5, 2012 @ 7:43pm 
He looks badass in that moustache.
Ignazio Oct 4, 2012 @ 2:57am 
With this hat man ain't got time to bleed.
Jejjo Oct 4, 2012 @ 12:59am 
it's funny because there's a skill in borderlands 2 names sexual tyrannosaurus.
and this hat is plain epic.
I want one but I'm poor :(
McGee Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:38pm 
Heavy reminds me of Saxton Hale when he wears this hat
Matsukovich Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:05pm 
i think it was named the soviet gentleman because the soviet union was often seen as barbaric, ergo this hat is seen as unclean,or scoundrel-esque, but if the union is seen as barbaric, and so this would be the *gentleman's* hat in the svoiet union - something grubby
utah Sep 25, 2012 @ 10:34pm 
POOTIS-MAN WAS HERE
Oceanic Sep 24, 2012 @ 4:33pm 
SAXTON HALE!!!!!!