SHE PLAYED ME LIKE A DAMN KAZOO

Everytime I see Paz all I could think is kaboom and what could have been.

Whenever I see this, I only think of the tape.

loved this mod

Thankyou for saving me from borthering raids！

She played me like piano!

Hey! Just wanted to let you know I seem to be getting a problem with just Paz where, when spawning a new world, not all factions will spawn (sometimes they do, but more frequently I only get 1-4 factions spawning).

In the rimworld context, dont trust her making things peaceful. She will probably keep things peaceful for a bit, then when you get TOO comfortable and unwitting, she releases the hordes of mordor on you. She Summons satan and cthulhu. She's a demon, through and through, and deserves to be shot.

@Apoplectic Alopex

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Forgot what MGS game it was (played it on the PC), but the game got you to lovingly protect this hopeless, helpless highschool girl who only wanted peace in the world, and was known as a peacemaker.

The game laid it on heavy, how naive she was at always trying to help people, to the point where you protected her, did missions for her, talked to her etc.

Then, when you beat the game, some bonus content gets released. Like a new game+.

Paz the Peacekeeper worked for the enemy the whole time as an infiltrator and spy. She took control of a super mech, mocking you for believing her entire persona as a naive, peace loving little girl, all the while blasting you with city destroying weapons, and forcing nukes to launch across the world.

She was a bonus boss, and a tough one at that, but ultimately, the point was that you, the gullible fool, fell for her ruse.

It's been 100 days since my colony was created, there were only small and rare incidents, and the only challenge I have is with the progressively difficult summon of mech threats. I don't know if she's gonna stab me in the back and ruin my colony on a random day in 10 minutes or if she's truly peaceful and I'm becoming psychotic. Great storyteller

Nothing bad has happened for a while. We built a mech and some high grade weapons for them in order for our PMC to be a considerable force on the Rim. But why do I hear J-pop?

She hates war, the same way as a certain DC 'Hero' does.
Assignment understood!

Always a student, never a master

do you know the chicken man, the chicken man, the chicken man
do you know the chicken man, he lives on modberry lane

The Chicken Man cometh, and he brings kick ass mods.

I know nothing of MGS, but I absolutely love the balance of this storyteller.

Guys don't worry I'm sure she's completely peaceful guys

@Astra - Cheers mate, glad you like it

also paz seems kinda sus lately

i played with this storyteller for the past few days on anomaly and i can say its easily my favorite. i get so many quests, which i accept to prepare for difficult raids. will be using for the foreseeable future on most of my runs.

@Hanjo - Yes

will we ever get a RH2 last man mercs mod?

@Sparky - Was a nice suggestion though, may update the incident mods later. Cheers

@Ultrakitten1 - It’s just a nuclear inspection, it’s no big deal just hide your guns and nukes, should be no problems.

@Тонденга - I’m sure someone will translate later

@RedFlare - was just to tie in all the metal gear mods in one place really, but Paz can be a bit sus

@Sparky - Hi sparky. The game doesn’t roll credits unless you beat it, I have done sound replacement mods before that replaces the credits song, but I wouldn’t choose that.

Anyway what you’re asking for is a song to be forced when you lose. It will get annoying and the coding for that kind needs someone who knows C#. Its just not viable.

@Dantufle - You can, just do it

@a three-colored carp - give it back, that was ours!

what could possibly go wrong? an oil rig PMC gets destroyed?

Есть русификатор у кого?

you know a mod that recommends hand to hand aint gonna be an easy mod

u make wonderfull mods so i thought i had a little idea for u idk if thats possible but how about u make this song as death theme in rimworld when a pawn dies or the game ends because i just hearing it at the time and the idea came up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7tdus16hdQ

you can't trust anyone called Peace Peacefully

they played us like a damn fiddle! the mod

@areo - Hello thanks for reporting. Did you do the nuclear arms inspection quest before this happened? You have to make sure your colony is non-threatening and disarmed during the quest, then I've been told that your rescued pawns have a smaller likelihood of having these pesky bomb hediffs.

red card: rescued pawn has a bomb in their body!

@YeOldeButchere - Hi, please report it to Ludeon cause it seems like an issue with vanilla. I don't see any reason why he would keep escaping, and it certainly wouldn't have anything to do with Paz.

Help! Zadornov keeps breaking out of my prison; I have no idea how he does it! I even removed his legs!

@YONSHSA - There are quests of that nature in the MSF mod linked in the description.

@Stun - Paz: "Not slytherin, not slytherin, not slytherin"

Sorting Hat: "Guantanamo Bay!"

@astro - No worries

Do i get to fight a huge giant mech that i built in the end-game? asking the real questions here....

Looks like a harry potter OC

alr thanks, cool storyteller, basicly hard mode for phoebe.

@astro - Just updated the description, thanks for asking. Paz is basically modelled after Phoebe but has more challenging and dangerous negative incidents when they come. She also includes more quests and peaceful incidents when there's nothing on. It's all in-character if anyone here knows her Metal Gear lore.

@Tcgirl8 - That's how they get you Tcgirl8, that's how they get you

@vanilla kitten cuddles - You feel it too, don't you?

@Manic Mercenary - *gets a fake nuclear inspection thrown at him*

@The Dense One - Thanks for that, boss

so how does this work.... are the events that happen extremely hard bdue to the peace time inbetween them?

cutie

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

You sussy Baka....*Gets high point Mech raid thrown at him*

Take my subscribe

@TurtleShroom - That's how they get you Shroom. That's how they get you.

@Latex Santa -

@Elementyo - Already implemented, you just won't find it

@BICK - Here's to you, Chico and Paz

@Endevouz - She can make it not so peaceful.

I love that picture! She's adorable!

Chicken Plucker rides again. o7

Internal prisoner bombs when?

F for Paz