start map, hop, roll, pause, get icecream, read comments, put bowl away, put on some new tunes, unpause finish map.

Glad you liked it! =D

Finnaly : that's 12 minutes of my life I will never get back ^^

LOL dude,,,,,, 100% recover.... Also....Check my map ;D
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=355291326 done

I will now proceed to make a longer one.

*clears throat* much troll, such challenge

YES, i got the best time. :D

Well, except for the hacker (-49 minutes)

This...this is truly transcendant...I do not see anything bad about this track...no...this experience...it is more than just the game...it is love...it is life...

ethansight......you have found enlightenment.

Have you tried my other levels?

I have to document my experience here.

First it was amusement. "haha very funny". But then you started to calm down... let the nerves wash away from a stressful online match prior. Then the boredom - which seemed to stretch on and on but suddenly you find yourself longing to do just one more jump, if only you could see the beautiful red grid on the other side of the infinite wall. Its about this point that one notices the lines, how... seemings inconsistant they are. You drive mesmerized, wondering if they are actually changing or if your mind is playing tricks on you.

At one point you question the author's sanity.

There comes a point where you realize you might not complete a jump properly, and even though the last 50 rolls have been perfect you begin to question yourself. Back to the lines, they have changed! Who knows when, but you make a note to keep an eye out. You admire the glistening red once more, as you continue your trip down the road. Oh look, beautiful stars. Its a shame you will never reach them.

... You continue on.

What? What is that? When did that appear?! A mark, far in the distance! Your eyes don't betray you! The waves of eleation pile on as you near closer, ever careful to land the perfect roll you have done a million times before. There it is! The finish has never looked so beautiful. You say one last goodby, as you SAIL through the final mark!!! You throw your hands up in the air and do a little dance. And thus you have completed the Desert Bus.

I found out a pro strat for this track: latch your car on one of the side humps so it's vertical and scraping against the road. Then just veer slightly upwards to bank your wallride EV.

Yeah, I know. Actually, I think having to pay enough attention to do barrel rolls actually *enhances* the boredom~

But where would the fun be in that? Either refrain from boosting, or do lots of barrel rolls.

....In case you haven't noticed, this is a joke track.

I'm pretty sure you can just set the map to "no overheat", like the credits-map.

I mean, if the goal is boredom, might as well make it REALLY boring.

I agree with fzeroman. Find a non-pretty way to make the road cool you down so you don't have to mix up your run with a barrel roll.

Barrel Rolls are love, Barrel Rolls are life.

Not a bad idea, Tho i wouldv'e added a power flying ring and stretched it for infinite boost!
Just saying