Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Fireproof Fanny
49 Comments
FiveEyes  [author] Dec 22, 2016 @ 4:51pm 
@ Enjinia The Festive

It'd fit right in with TF2 humor then, but this item is a dud. It was one of my first serious submissions before I was any good at making things for the game.
Lilac Jul 10, 2014 @ 6:27am 
thats kinda cool. I think there should be a backpack version of it :D
Zeugziumy Sep 24, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
Ok. Thanks for let me knowing it
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 24, 2013 @ 12:47pm 
@ jns' | Gabrielwoj | -rvg-

The zipper bits are modeled on. The zipper track is just a texture though. And making jiggle bones for such a small detail of the model is pointless since they are hardly visible and LOD 1 removes them..
Zeugziumy Sep 24, 2013 @ 9:29am 
I like this, but a question. Is the zipper a part of the texture or a part of the model? It would be pretty cool if you can put jiggle bones (if you can)
Sky Sep 9, 2013 @ 7:01am 
@FiveEyes - oh cool, just checking. the pet I made in the same spot ages back must have stuck out a lot more. Anyway its a very nice misc, hope it gets added.
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 9, 2013 @ 6:39am 
@Sky

It does not, I do recall you asking that.
[̲̅C̲̅h̲̅l̲̅o̲̅e̲̅] Sep 9, 2013 @ 1:44am 
cute XD
76561198093495190 Sep 8, 2013 @ 11:41pm 
its cool
Sky Sep 8, 2013 @ 11:23pm 
I know I've mentioned this before on facepunch but I'm just wondering - does it clip with the flamethrower?
ww2guy Sep 8, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
how do i download
Tatanka Sep 8, 2013 @ 6:54pm 
i never thought i would wear a fanny pack untill now...
add this!!!!!!
Mr.Piggylove Sep 8, 2013 @ 8:56am 
yes :D
rain Sep 8, 2013 @ 2:07am 
You dont say?
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 8, 2013 @ 12:52am 
Fanny packs aren't just for chicks, the mannliest of men wear them to. Like myself.
rain Sep 7, 2013 @ 10:53pm 
This is good for female players on team fortress 2!
DaddyPlaps!! Sep 7, 2013 @ 10:00pm 
HELL YES
Nude Beach Volleyball Sep 7, 2013 @ 7:13pm 
Well done five.
Brain Sep 7, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
The one with about 1,000 polies is just slightly different.
a blue lizard Sep 7, 2013 @ 5:47am 
i must have that hat
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 6, 2013 @ 10:01pm 
Oh yeah! I remember you! Thanks man!
Swine Blazer Sep 6, 2013 @ 9:59pm 
Played with you today good luck with this, it looks good!
WaterFanatic Sep 6, 2013 @ 9:03pm 
looks to overpowered valve you sure you want to add it?
Sykamore Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:27pm 
Dat Alliteration.
Juice Sep 6, 2013 @ 6:09pm 
@fiveeyes Thank you. that cleared everything up. :D
Markava Sep 6, 2013 @ 12:23pm 
Add it now.
Valve, add this beautiful thing now.
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 5, 2013 @ 4:51pm 
Everything in video games are made from polygons. The more detailed a model is, the higher the polygons. Your PC/Console has to render these polys for basicly everything. The player, other players, weapons, the maps, ect. But having your machine render everything at max polys all at once from any distance would take a seriously super powered rig like mine for some higher end games.

LODs lower the amount of polys that need to be rendered at certain distances, which doesn't stress your machine by trying to render them all, and nearly every video game has LODs. The LOD for my fanny pack allows it to be rendered at a lower polycount than up close. You'll never see the low LODs at a distance, so you'll never really be able to tell the difference.

Basicly to sum it up, polycount deals with model optimization. The importer only allows a maximum of 1,400 polys for the highest LOD. Sorry if that didn't answer your question, that's just my basic knowledge of LODs.
Juice Sep 5, 2013 @ 4:30pm 
I'm gonna look like an idiot, but,
What do the polys have anything to do with this?
FiveEyes  [author] Sep 5, 2013 @ 4:22pm 
@ Atomic Pancakes

Eh, its nearly a third but not exactly half either. The actual fraction of polys doesn't matter, just the fact a ton are gone.
Nutmeister Sep 5, 2013 @ 9:46am 
It...
It...
It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fanny pack for the pyro.
*slow clap*
']['HΞ YΞLLOW MλSSCλRΞ Sep 5, 2013 @ 7:34am 
wooow
Pancakes Sep 5, 2013 @ 7:34am 
LOD 1 is actally closer to 1/2 the poly's than 1/3
Well-O Sep 4, 2013 @ 5:27pm 
this is a must add item
SimonHax Sep 4, 2013 @ 1:14pm 
awsome
Raven Sep 3, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
what a charming name. nice job!
Voynich Noises Sep 3, 2013 @ 6:09pm 
SWAG-O-LISHEAS
Bouncy! Sep 3, 2013 @ 4:31pm 
Now we can immolate spies in style!
Ctrl Alt Defeat Sep 3, 2013 @ 8:35am 
Pretty neat, one of the more creative miscs out there.
conner360 Sep 2, 2013 @ 11:16pm 
Really nice item hope it gets added ;)
[Poke☆] Tommy Sep 2, 2013 @ 5:48pm 
chanses valve will add this are high since the added stuff like this
Maddocktor Sep 2, 2013 @ 1:11pm 
This is really cool
bonesbrigade Sep 2, 2013 @ 12:53pm 
awesome!
lai cai lai cai Sep 2, 2013 @ 6:04am 
Wish it was a bigger and on pyros back
Tengu ♦ Sep 2, 2013 @ 3:55am 
Looks nice, I hope to see it ingame someday.
DuffCreeper Sep 1, 2013 @ 10:58pm 
ADD IT VALVE OR DIE :sticky::spycon::sentry:
Sir Sparklybottom Sep 1, 2013 @ 10:12pm 
amazing
RetroKaiju Sep 1, 2013 @ 8:42pm 
YES,
Computer guy Sep 1, 2013 @ 8:27pm 
Nice fit for the Pyro.

Good work!
Tyxi Sep 1, 2013 @ 8:05pm 
Nice misc.