Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Trophy Wife
239 Comments
ShadowMan44 Feb 17, 2024 @ 8:40pm 
Can you release this as a mod please?
Lolbit Jan 2, 2024 @ 1:05pm 
''The Trophy Wife'' is too easy of a refence,i think the ''The lovin' Husband'' goes bettr! haha
Hard Gridlock Nov 24, 2023 @ 12:28pm 
I've wanted this item in Team Fortress 2 since back in the Orange Box days. Here, have my thumb.
Xtreme_Shoot Feb 18, 2023 @ 11:26am 
You are awesome mann Ever ! ^^ :-') <3
ShadowMan44 Aug 23, 2021 @ 4:43am 
Wouldn't it make sense for it to be just a Sniper-only melee?
AlienAgent Sep 4, 2020 @ 1:12pm 
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Shyren Feb 14, 2020 @ 5:42pm 
he sure does have a lot of feelings
Soundwave May 5, 2019 @ 6:30am 
i love the reference
Kita_ Jan 13, 2019 @ 1:57pm 
Professionals have standards
frankenpiggy Nov 18, 2018 @ 10:24pm 
You could get this for winning an achievment or winning a tf-tournament like highlander or blap bash
Doomer Jan 5, 2018 @ 6:47pm 
"Feelings? Look mate you know who has feelings. Bloaks who bludgeon thier wife to death with a golf trophy."
Shadie Dec 11, 2016 @ 12:58am 
Stats: -50 base health, 75% faster movement speed, 50% crit rate on wearer.
Thog Feb 15, 2016 @ 11:05pm 
"And i had to bludgeon thier wife to death with a golf trophy"
-The Sniper, meet the sniper
Loptater Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:39pm 
Stats:
Crits on wifes
-100% feelings on kill
OH Dec 9, 2015 @ 8:57am 
Golf trophies..
The Drunk Guinea Pig Dec 18, 2014 @ 7:48pm 
i love the weapon but it bears to much resemble to the saxxy
Owlpal Oct 19, 2014 @ 7:03am 
You need to enhanc the size of it so that it at least 4/5ths f the size of a normal kukri. :)
Banned Oct 18, 2014 @ 2:39am 
Vallve add this and give me one too. That weapon looks so cool! PLS
Banned Oct 18, 2014 @ 2:38am 
Voll cool
AxeBee Aug 3, 2014 @ 2:51pm 
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DaanBox Jul 23, 2014 @ 11:26am 
Strange part: Wife's bludgeoned
Pheenix Jul 20, 2014 @ 4:40am 
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Mr. Mayor Jun 12, 2014 @ 7:01pm 
"you know who has a lot of feelings?
Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy, Professionals have standards."
Java Jun 11, 2014 @ 9:50am 
Without texture with blood? sad(((((
Kredo Jun 2, 2014 @ 10:39am 
Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?
Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy.
Just a Awesome Weapon i hope it will come with the Ende of the Line update *O*
SIr_Edward IV May 29, 2014 @ 6:17pm 
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Smug Jug (real) Apr 21, 2014 @ 12:07am 
imagine beating you wife to death with a golf trophy
- sniper
Usonius Mar 25, 2014 @ 1:55pm 
Nice, and it was clever to use the one quote from "Meet the Sniper" to create a beautiful weapon.
Patch Mar 9, 2014 @ 11:31am 
for people who club them to ded with a golf trophy
Officer Martin Looper Mar 1, 2014 @ 3:55pm 
This weapon should really just be called "Feelin's?"
Patch Feb 27, 2014 @ 1:55pm 
darn,you're right.

P.S. it would've be named: The Proffesional's Golftrophy
>>-The Heartsman-->  [author] Feb 27, 2014 @ 12:07pm 
*You're both dead women.
Patch Feb 27, 2014 @ 11:50am 
answer: we're both dead
Umik Feb 25, 2014 @ 6:28pm 
You should make an alternate model of this wich has the demoman wielding nessie's nine iron.
beees? Feb 12, 2014 @ 1:13pm 
I wish Valve would put new community weapons in the game.
Goldenbeam Jan 23, 2014 @ 10:19am 
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TLG Jan 15, 2014 @ 5:22am 
I sense a "Meet the Sniper" reference.
BakedMemes Jan 7, 2014 @ 9:38pm 
Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
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*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
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*Now Find The Mistake:
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*Something You Really Want, After the
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10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
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Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
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minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
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Sukamii Jan 7, 2014 @ 10:35am 
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Maybe_A_Satanist Jan 4, 2014 @ 5:37pm 
I am absolutely surprised this is not already a weapon...I mean seriously....It was mentioned in the Meet the Sniper video
Copp3r_29 Jan 3, 2014 @ 3:12pm 
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StillDryShake DayTongBreeze Oct 24, 2013 @ 8:23am 
Oh man, I want the model for this.
JkMenttonet Oct 12, 2013 @ 11:56am 
please make a video of this and does it turn people to gold?
Spanko the Goon Sep 6, 2013 @ 8:19pm 
i like the name of "the memory laner"
BigDaddyDowney Aug 28, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
how do i download this?
KTH110 Aug 6, 2013 @ 9:29am 
It's good but it would be better if you have to earn it to get it
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