Sorry honey, the eyepatches stay on during sex

those eyepatches

wait no

i bet he slays pussy in that eyepatch

double the eyepatch, double the power

YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Когда сидел два раза

Was hoping for a third monocle. Disappointed...

This is the greatest mod of all time

И никто еще не пошутил про вилку? Вау

As a wise star once said: "I'm blind beard the pirate!"

Good meme is good

This is YUGE!! Maybe best ever!!!

Now we wait for Stalin with 2 mustaches

girl: do you like this meme
boy: no. i think this meme should die

be done with this boy girl meme

Dokonalé...

Girl: Do you think I'm beautiful?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Patetický není to samý jako anglický pathetic ty vole :D

The description gives me Cave Johnson vibes, not sure if that's good or bad...

The woman next to him on that tank looks interesting but mind you I looked up this Guy and it looks like he was a bad ass general.

WONDREFULL

Who's that?

He is shielded from the visual horrors of war now, wheras Armand sees them doubly...Richard wins I think.

sharingan activated

Looks like Armand has some competition