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Gabe Degrossi

Gabe "The Glue Man" Degrossi is a professional wrestler and former Boston Celtic. He made his first appearance at the inaugural Jerma Rumble, in which he entered as the 17th contestant. During Glue Man's entrance, Jerma announces the creation of a poll on Twitter seeking to determine the worst *steam censor* character ever made; within ten seconds, Glue Man receives 97,000 votes, technically making him the worst *steam censor* character in the Jerma universe. Despite this, Glue Man went on to prove a formidable combatant in the ring, exhibiting both remarkable strength and intelligence; indeed, it is possible that he is the smartest character ever conceived.

As stated by Jerma in Jermania 2014, Glue Man's physical body is comprised of glue, the result of a tragic incident at a glue factory while he was still known as Gabe Degrossi of the Boston Celtics basketball team.

It was revealed in the video "Who's Ready for some B-Ball?" that Glue Man was once the best basketball player to ever live. He was the captain of the Boston Celtics and a teammate of fellow wrestler, Frank Pizza. Because of these two, the Celtics never lost any matches and Degrossi was dubbed "The Glue Man" for his ability to grip the ball as though his hands were covered in glue. He was also known to one-hand lob the ball across the court into the basket. He also taught the rest of the Celtic's team this technique, causing them to never miss a full court shot for most of the 2015 season, until Frank Pizza missed a shot against the Milwaukee Bucks. At the end of the video, Glue Man got awarded with the "Player of the Game" award. Later on, the announcer states that he "hopes that nothing bad happens to this guy like ten years from now" hinting that Glue Man had a terrible accident that ruined his life and made him become what he is today, made out of glue. It is not revealed yet what happened.

Glue Man is usually shown to favor kicks instead of punches. For some unknown reason, he always aims for the oldest one in the ring, leading some to believe that he is an intelligent fighter. Before the first Jerma Rumble, Glue Man made his debut in a Jerma Wrestling event as a 22 year old newbie under the stage name "G-Grossi" where he was almost killed by Dogman, the Magical Dog Magician.