The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
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Bigger Badder Bears
Created by Pale Jack
As a forward, I would like to inform everyone that the nexus is my preferred repository and any updates or additions are likely to be found over there first. This is not to say that I will not be updating my mods here on the workshop, or that there will ev...
Blacksmith's Basement - All DLC edition
Created by Bluntaxe
******************* UPDATE - 11/11/2016 ********************* This mod has now been released for the special edition, under the name "Adventurer's Basement" https://mods.bethesda.net/#en/workshop/skyrim/mod-detail/3072307 The new version includes the addit...
Falskaar
Created by Yatagan
Falskaar By Alexander J. Velicky Version 1.2.1 (Final Version) Nexus Link: http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/37994/? *Link for intro/outro files at bottom and strongly recommended! =================== Important Note on 1.2.1 =================== This is ...
Hearthfire Building Supplies
Created by Kryssaira
Simple chest containing 1000 of most of the main ingredients needed to build your homestead and the decorations: After getting the Skyrim guide it has come to my attention that I totally missed a few key items. I'll be adding them and making a full list of...
More plants - all DLCs version
Created by numberland
Mod has been cleaned and requires all 3 DLCs - Hearthfire, Dawnguard and Dragonborn. There are a total of 8 versions, some with extra plants and plantables and with or without DLCs. There are three versions here on the Workshop and all are available from n...
Resurrection
Created by Dray
Oh, I guess some "Hey look here we present you some mods we found"-Show actually presented Resurrection. Hell yeah, I'm famous! NPCs like to be stupid. Very stupid. You can often see natural selection at it's finest! "Nooo, don't run head-first into that d...
Useful Dogs
Created by Sagittarius
SUPPORT MY MODS Ever wanted your dog in Skyrim to behave like Dogmeat (Fallout 3) ? AKA, ever wanted to give your dog an order to find items, ammo, etc. ? Well now you can. Just talk to your dog companion, and tell him to find whatever you want! Using a "N...
Vagabond Swordsman
Created by angertis
Table of content: 1. What this mod gives? 2. The Story 3. Thanks and other great mods 4. Change log Important! DAWNGUARD and DRAGONBORN REQUIRED! 1. What this mod gives? This mod allow the player to forge a complete set of Vagabonds Swordsman Armor (male a...
Bandolier - Bags and Pouches
Created by Sai'Raks
SSE ! https://mods.bethesda.net/#en/workshop/skyrim/mod-detail/3020348 Table of Contents: Description What does this mod have to offer How to get Uninstall Version History Works with these mods Known mod conflicts Known issues and bugs Does NOT require any...
Improved Followers
Created by memitim901
***Warning, I haven't touched this mod in years and I do not plan on revisiting it. It appears to work fine still except when a ton of other mods are installed. I greatly appreciate the support I've gotten regarding this mod and I'm glad it made so many of...
Isilmeriel's LOTR Weapons
Created by Tomato
SSE version here (not 100% certain on stability): https://mods.bethesda.net/#en/workshop/skyrim/mod-detail/3031540 *** Please take a brief moment to read this description before asking questions in comments *** Also available at http://skyrim.nexusmods.com...
Random Alternate Start
Created by Syclonix
Don't forget to vote if you like this mod! Be anyone you want to be. Choose from 21 different loadouts then get randomly thrown somewhere in the vast land of Skyrim. Will you end up in the royal court of Solitude's magnificent Blue Palace or will you end u...
The Dance Of Death - A Killmoves Mod
Created by Duskhunter
================= -----ATTENTION!----- ================= This mod now requires SkyUI 3.0 and the latest version of the Skyrim Script Extender, or SKSE, in order to utilise the new Mod Configuration Menu system, or MCM. A Dawnguard-compatible variant of thi...
Better Combat AI
Created by joop
Better Combat A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) Enhances the combat AI for NPCs within the game. ----------- NEW 4.25.15 Many creature additions: - Lowered confidence/increased chance of fleeing of animals (sabre cats, dogs, skeevers, mudcrabs, horkers, mammo...
Bosmer Armor Pack part 1 of 4
Created by Maty743
Parts 2, 3 and 4 are now out! http://i.imgur.com/5FBjaV9.jpg If you have performance issues with the HD textures you may want to download the low res version from my Nexus page. There are also other versions of the mod there that include leveled loot list'...
Bosmer Armor Pack part 2 of 4
Created by Maty743
Contains Elder Armor (Description in part 1). Please go to part 1 to comment/rate ect as that is what I want to be the main file. Thank you and enjoy :)...
Bosmer Armor Pack part 3 of 4
Created by Maty743
Contains Reinforced Armor (Description in part 1). Please go to part 1 to comment/rate ect as that is what I want to be the main file. Thank you and enjoy :)...
Bosmer Armor Pack part 4 of 4
Created by Maty743
Contains Hunt Armors (Description in part 1). Please go to part 1 to comment/rate ect as that is what I want to be the main file. Thank you and enjoy :)...
Daedric Crossbow
Created by DJjojo
Dawnguard ist benötigt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wenn man die Mod ohne Dawnguard installiert stürzt das Spiel im Hauptmenü ab. Dawnguard is required!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't have Dawnguard you get a crash in the main menu. Deutsch: ------------------------------...
Dragon Bone Weapons Complete
Dragon Bone Weapons Complete Set ----------------------------------------------------------- >>>PLEASE READ THE SHORT FAQ AND 'KNOWN ISSUES' SECTIONS<<< ----------------------------------------------------------- Adds craftable Dragon Bone Weapons to Skyri...
Heavy Armory - New Weapons: Dawnguard Addon
Created by PrivateEye
For people who are confused: this is an upgraded version of the old Heavy Armory Dawnguard edition. The old version is now outdated and won't be updated anymore. Check out the old mod page for an instruction on how to upgrade and / or read the description ...
Heavy Armory - New Weapons: Dragonborn Edition
Created by PrivateEye
What is Heavy Armory? The goal of Heavy Armory is to expand the variety of weapons used in the world of Skyrim in an immersive and lore-friendly way. Besides adding some new types of weapons, this mod expands some of the more limited sets like the Silver, ...
Insanity's Dwemer Weapons
Created by InsanitySorrow
================= Requirements: ================= Skyrim 1.8.151.0 + ================= Description: ================= A recreation of the Dwemer Weapons from Morrowind, all the main weapons from the set are included, the only ones that are not included are...
Heavy Armory - New Weapons
Created by PrivateEye
What is Heavy Armory? The goal of Heavy Armory is to expand the variety of weapons used in the world of Skyrim in an immersive and lore-friendly way. Besides adding some new types of weapons, this mod expands some of the more limited sets like the Silver, ...
The Archer's Arsenal ~ Special Arrows and More! (v1.5)
Created by Kali
-- No Requirements :D -- The life of an archer in Skyrim can be rather boring and monotonous. Shoot, kill, shoot, kill...you get the point. The Archer's Arsenal is a lore-friendly mod that aims to enrich the skill of archery, providing more ways to get aro...
DNCL - Day/Night City Lights
Created by JoyTrooper
                                   http://i.imgur.com/PUi0Lta.png                In a world where fires burn for eternity and all the lands forests are laid to ashes,              one mod rises against the tyranny of wasteful energy. Introducing DNCL, disc...
Gloves of Punching and Brawling. Amazing Pugilist Gloves (increases unarmed kill moves)
Created by Data1B42
Unarmed Terror of Tamriel. Increases kill moves with unarmed attack. Stays equipped when using weapons so no switching gear mid fight. You are a Dragonborn and now you can punch like one. Free pair found on the counter of Belathors General Goods Store in W...
I'm Home!
Created by Mechanical Poetry
Featuring a cleansing bath that cures all diseases! No loading doors. 30 safe storage containers. Library that can hold 72 books. All amenities available! "That's Purdy!" Close to the Battle Born farm near Whiterun. This mod is not follower/family friendly...
Immersive Chicken DLC
Created by Jorji
From the creator of Immersive Chicken brings you a brand new way of seeing chickens, in the new DLC The Elder Scrolls V: Chicken Bandit Adds :Chicken to Bleak Falls Barrow Thank you all for your love....
Longbows and Crossbows
Created by Grantiz
Click here and come join me in my new lets play series Recurve Longbows & Crossbows by Grantiz FYI: THIS IS A PERK MOD! == REQUIREMENTS == !Dawnguard Required! !Dragonborn Required! !Longbows Required! !Longbows Dawnguard Required! !Longbows Dragonborn Req...
Recurve Longbows
Created by Grantiz
NOW $59.99 or 1 like! *likes are non-refundable. Recurve longbows by Grantiz Click here and come join me in my new lets play series Visit my site on the nexus for additional addons and more information if its missing from this page. Steam has a character l...
Recurve Longbows Dawnguard
Created by Grantiz
Dawnguard Longbows by Grantiz Click here and come join me in my new lets play series THIS MOD REQUIRES MY ORIGINAL LONGBOWS MOD WHICH CAN BE FOUND HERE! !Dawnguard Required! !Longbows Required! This mod is a collection of hybrid recurve longbows. I tried t...
Recurve Longbows Dragonborn
Created by Grantiz
Dragonborn Longbows by Grantiz Click here and come join me in my new lets play series THIS MOD REQUIRES MY ORIGINAL LONGBOWS MOD WHICH CAN BE FOUND HERE! !Dragonborn Required! !Longbows Required! This mod is a collection of hybrid recurve longbows. I tried...
Smelting Plus
Created by Red Jay
SmeltingPlus is a lightweight and balanced mod that adds 296 new smelting recipes for raw materials, such as ingots, ores, Instead of dumping all your weak armor, tankards, plates, goblets, and other useless things, Smelting Plus allows you to smelt those ...