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Spearmint

gg gh so minty here makes ya sneeze

Best for wingman game mode. grab three friends and get busy defending toothpaste brick land from evil.


A minty-fresh map featuring icey breath and good dental hygene. Terrorists have captured these strange blocks of mint toothpaste and stopped oral health from being effective all across the realm. Protect fresh breath by downloading this map.


it's 1838. unfortunately, counter terrorists have ran out of toothpaste. the american civil war is decades off, and these brave counter terrorist fighters are going without the convenience of the modern Meal-Ready Ration (MRE) and the toothpaste it often includes. Also, where are these guys? What kind of place is this? Do you know?


2018. toothpaste. counter terrorist tactics. A strange liminal plane between worlds--toothpaste city on one side, and a war-zone on the other. these guys are outta toothpaste, and spearmint is the going flavor right now, so this place is pretty special. Do you want fresh breath? The terrorist abhor fresh breath! The audacity! Get in there and help them to see that spearmint is not that different from wintergreen after all.


The fire-hardened toothpaste blocks are so concentrated that merely licking them will burn a chilly sort of minty burn four hours. It's best to not lick the blocks; goats--take note.


there even sticks of gum in the sky how bout that. spearmint gum at a twentysomething degree angle for your viewing pleasure.


the year is like 1200 BC, and bot navigation has been foiled by lack of technology. That's not counter-terrorists jittering fearfully for their lives, that's just a telltale sign of bot confusion brought on by 4 bit PCs made from bamboo slips, chimes, and twine.


the year was 2011 all along! ha ha! a cargo ship has sank, spilling thousands of liters of spearmint toothpaste into the depths below. Will the world have to face the difficult choice between wintergreen flavor and cherry, or will the counter terrorists get in there and reclaim this paste from the terrorists who are somehow implicated in this. Did they sink that ship? Ask them!


the year is still 2011 and the counterterrorists are doing a mission before this game was released in the ether somewhere, as they will in a hundred years when the last server is taken offline and CS:GO breathes its last breath. can you stop the bad thing from happening? Something to do with spearmint toothpaste I guess cause that's what the colors make me think of lol. spiders were here before u and they left webs in the radar but nowhere else, thank goodness.