"The attack helicopter is a Volkswagen Beetle!" -Vxnquish 9:21 PM Sat 30th Dec 2023
"Birds have inner bodies" -ImaginedJacob 4:32 AM Wed 3 Jan 2024
"I hate spy because he's french and I'm racist" -Vxnquish 2:14 AM Thu 29 Feb 2024
"My anal cavity has been violated" -Derek 6:05 PM Wed 6 Mar 2024
"You sound like a ginger" -Vxnquish 1:09 AM Tue 23 April 2024
"I get in a stabby mood sometimes" -Josh 2:02 AM Wed 15 May 2024
"I should rewrite the Geneva convention!" -Derek 8:04 PM Wed 5 June 2024
"I'm getting chased by a guy with a paddle" -Arden 2:54 PM Sat 15 June 2024