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Recent reviews by Pasta Man

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.3 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Stanley
Posted August 23, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
16.5 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
very meh game, fun, just doesn't hold attention long enough
Posted November 3, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Doom but with more zoom
Posted September 26, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.9 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
what in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted July 19, 2021.
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66 people found this review helpful
56 people found this review funny
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7.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
'I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out, and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said that it was "t h i s b i g" and I said that's disgusting. So, I'm making a call out post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion noises) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER. I'm PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
Posted June 10, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.7 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
good
Posted May 27, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
57.3 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
gud gam, veri gud gam
Posted January 3, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,233.2 hrs on record
Fix your game valve. We’re tired of waiting. We’re tired of fighting bots. This is your responsibility. Be better
Posted August 1, 2020. Last edited June 3.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.9 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
good game
Posted July 27, 2020.
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