You read this. I made you read this. This is proof I made you read this (you're still reading.)

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I tried noscoping my cat but nothing happened
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I even had hacks on and aimbot but I still couldn't hit the cat
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I tried 2 get into FaZe but they denied me ;^(((((

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀When I grow up I want to be the biggest noscoper out there
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and I want to say to everyone "hows it going bros" and then
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀brofist them cause that's rly cool xD

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I have been a member of the bro army for over 2 seconds
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀and I would rly like u 2 add me on Xbox