sorry but is there a chance you could hand me back my 87 year old grandmother, I think she has seen enough of your BDSM rimjob skills. Last time I saw her was 2 years ago but I can hear you giving her the last bit of satisfaction altough you live 4 miles away. (Thats roughly 70 football fields)

my man commits arson a day to keep the doctors away (he fights them off with flamethrowers)

The fetish-addicted owner of this steam page is particularly interested in the feet of mummies. He collects them and displays them on a shelf for his own pleasure. His uncontrolled breathing when he sniffs the shrivelled feet is hard to ignore. I have respect for him because he manages to shove the whole foot from toe to heel into his mouth.

SIGNED BY MARMOK

The owner of this steampage sold me several baguettes which were supposedly juggled by Napoleon Bonaparte to win a bet against Edward Snowden. He soaked the tips in nitric acid, which leaves an absolutely mouth-watering sour note in the back of the throat. He can do the bread trade.

C'mon man only because I didn't wanna suck it doesn't mean I don't love you.