Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

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Rawr X3 \*nuzzles* How are you? \*pounces on you* you're so warm o3o \*notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! \*nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) \*rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! \*rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. \*kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) \*nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes \*wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! \*wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o \*wags tails* can you please get my itch? \*put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch \*rubs your chest* can you pwease? \*squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished \*runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good \*paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk \*unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) \*licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;)

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duckbean

A kind soul who wanders the harsh bayou's. Its been an honor work with him. Until next time, friend.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skypre we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx