Recent reviews by Lillid0ptera

Most of my reviews are semi-comedic but gosh this game is special. Elden Ring really takes all of the best parts of each and every Soulsborne game and puts them together flawlessly. Every single thing I love about Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Sekiro is all here with none of their flaws coming with them. Although, I won't deny Elden Ring has some unique flaws of its own such as overuse of ganks and meh PvP, but thats about it. Every legacy dungeon, every over world region, every unique boss, hell every enemy is near perfect. I cannot stress this enough, but I LOVE this game, its big, its beautiful, its the best game Fromsoftware has made to this day. I cannot recommend this masterpiece enough.

The floor is the IRS and I am a highly skilled tax evader.

Honestly I love this game and every other Monster Hunter with all my heart, but gosh it is so easy to get burnt out on MHW once you beat the final boss.

Mutant Boobs.

Huayangosaurus.

I have spent like 70 USD and 1,290 hours on this free game so I can look at robot ass.

(Edit 1) I have now spent more time and money on this awful game, however I am still pleased with the robotic bird ass and that will keep drawing me back. Zephyr best girl 100%

(Edit 2) They added Khora and Garuda Prime so yeah more ass to enjoy. However I'd like to be serious for a moment, its July of 2022 and the old devs have stepped down from working on Warframe. Its very bittersweet to see them go, Im so happy to see them be free but I'll always miss them and their love for Warframe. Im really, REALLY excited to see what the new leaders are going to do with one of my favourite games. In conclusion, Zephyr still best girl, despite my love for every new frame, she will always remain as my favourite. In a way I see myself in her, that sounds odd but trust me it makes some sense. I've based my online persona off of birds for a several years but it goes deeper than that. Zephyr was originally designed as male and to this day she isn't as overtly feminine as the other female frames. As a trans woman I see this as a sort of unintended metaphor for my own experience. At birth I was "designed" male but now I've grown into a woman, and while I look nothing like my peers, I am no less of a woman.
TL;DR- More hotness, I'm hopeful for the future, and Zephyr is the and always will be the best girl <3

Yeahs it pretty satisfying.

Big Russian rabbit mom puts her kids on the hook for being naughty. 10/10 would hook my children again.

Cute demon girls, I enjoy.

Game is hard. It makes my friend Harold hard too.

People really forgot that Elden Ring is the sequel to this.