Pro tips on how to be a pro gamer

1. Never eat orange peals there bad for you

2. Make sure to water you plants with G fuel

3. smoke your brothers joy-cons right in front of him

4. Fight a kangaroo

5. Get some buttery ass popcorn and watch your replays on rocket league

6. Get a PC case made out of tree bark

7. Attach 2 jet engines to the back of you gaming chair and fly around like a Gmod ragdoll

8. Watch grass grow

9. Get two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's one with cheese and a large soda and wait for the cashier to beat your ass for a outdated meme

10. Ride a wagon down 45 step staircase while playing checkers with yourself

11. Burn you figures off a USB port