ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! On this day 🗓 many years ago the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest to find more 😍 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 With the NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES, they gathered at the dinner table 🍽 & had our nation’s very 1st GANG BANG! We honor their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS, so grab ur BUNS, 🍞👉👌 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽 amount of ♥♥♥♥ 🍆😩 into ur hungry 😮HOLE! 🕳👅 Ladies, just like ur 🦃THOTSgiving🦃 turkey, it’s time to throw ur legs 🤸🏼‍♀‍in the air & get STUFFED 🙀! For dessert, it’s CUMPKIN PIE 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽‍🦳 how thankful u are and LICC 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! Go get ur corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋, & have the BIGGEST, GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 ♥♥♥♥ 😱♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦UR WAY 😍