ROCK ON DUDE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXjgJGKZbrE

You're walking down an alley in Cleveland on a rainy, chilly night. The stench of factory smoke interspersed with traces of beer fills the air. The tall, brick buildings on both sides of the alley loom over you like daunting branches of a haunted tree.

You walk briskly, trying to make your way out of an alley that seems ever more frightening with each passing step. Suddenly, a tall black guy emerges from a shadow in the alley. Its Lebron. Oh no, don't ♥♥♥♥ me Lebron. Lebron doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥. He grabs you and starts smacking your ♥♥♥ while you half-heartedly pretend like you want to run away. He pulls down your pants and sticks his ♥♥♥♥ in your ♥♥♥. Oh no Lebron, don't. But you like it.

The end.

Shake it huh, shake it huh, shake it huh
She like the way that I dance
She like the way that I move
She like the way that I rock
She like the way that I woo
And she let it clap for a ♥♥♥♥♥
(She let it clap for a ♥♥♥♥♥)
And she throw it back for a ♥♥♥♥♥
(Yeah, she throw it back for a ♥♥♥♥♥)
Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri
Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh)
Christian Dior, Dior
I'm up in all the stores
When it rains, it pours
She like the way I (err)
Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri
Billie Jean, Billie Jean (uh)
Christian Dior, Dior
I'm up in all the stores
When it rains, it pours
She like the way I (err)

You cannot say pop and forget the smoke!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyimUCBIo6c