Mr.FruitCup の最近のレビュー

DEMOCRACY WILL NOT BE PUT DOWN!

Aside from the OUTRAGEOUSLY ANNOYING STAFF BOTS BEING THE MOST ANNOYING HAZARDS ive EVER encountered in my HISTORY of GAMING- This game is fun, and it was a nice challenge to run around be encouraged to explore the entire pizzaplex to see how the Fazbear company moved on and up in society so it could prosper once again rather then dwell on their past.

Also just to see how far the animatronics have come in that world and they're all capable of sentience/self-awareness even if their AI is being tainted by Vanny and Afton. (Who i pray is finally gone for GOOD)

Felt like i was in a real place during the course of the exploring ive done. 11/10

Ah yes the game where i played for 3 rounds, got zero kills and one assist and found out i cant use shotguns.
I don't really care that the game is 3 devs- more so that i was just denied any ability to use shotguns and had to use either assault or sniper rifles with your generic set of secondaries.

The lack of shotguns at all for accessibility for some of us that like the boomsticks didnt help my opinion of the game, and after the snipers could shoot me on the other end of the map, i gave up. It wasn't worth my money, and probably won't be.

Hit the beat

No, like actually hit it
and then hit the baddies *harder*

Good game

what i liked: we rob banks with cross bows and shurikens- and sometimes comically large spoons

what i disliked: WHy the camera report me when we broke it

would i recommend it? yes
would i recommend the devs make a better tutorial? yes

would i recommend making the game more responsive to keyboards as ive died to green lizards because my stupid slug cat likes to CROUCH and go PRONE for SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ REASON- when it needs to JUMP OVER A LIZARD so it can KILL it?????!!!
YES

aside from those glaring problems, good game

Play as robot, play as monster ape lizard- get god awesome adventures goin

12/10 would recommend

be me:
make man but on four legs
Sea burritos
and bug Meat munchers
several generations later: Man but the size of brachiosaurs and THICK (four legs still intact)
Sea burritos-Now Sea manatees
Meat munchers-Meat beetle things

Good game want more updates tho

Dinosaurs?
Yes +5
Cool gameplay mechanics?
Yup +3
Dinosaurs that get bigger the longer you've survived with them?
O'yea +8
Jank fighting matchups
Unfortunately -5
People getting away with "S-tier" dino builds by abusing no limits on their eggs and getting "alpha" level dinos in a cheesy way that isn't fun to fight with when they're 1.5+
Sadly -10
Updates?
Surprisingly! +6
Better with friends?
Yup = 0
Predators that realistically way or cannot even physically jump somehow being able to jump and abuse this to cheese through fights?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell, dude? -100

Its better then the isle in some ways- and somehow worse in a unfortunate few more ways.
I love it, but there's things ive said here that are definitely hate-worthy when you're up against them.
Maybe therer will be more updates to hopefully crack down or punish these people in the long run-but in the short term those kinds of changes need to happen NOW.
I've lost too many fights to people because of some of this cruel and unmanaged aspects of the game, there's some balancing for the dinosaurs and how they're supposed to fight-
but when you ahve someone who's been breeding their dinos and their friends dinos to give themselves and their friend groups God tier dinosaurs and you're stuck with the Spawn dinos everyone gets when they first play or start it SUCKS. Balancing? Yeah, that's funny.
It's not a Skill Issue, its a Full-all-around balancing issue.
Again, the game is great- but im not gonna ignore some serious issues this damn game has.

Wake up
Grab rock
Grass
a twig's a$$
crack together an axe
and prepare for the apocalypse ya son of a bass