My older son (37) is an avid player of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. He spends a significant amount of time immersed in the game. While I understand his passion for the game, lately it seems to have consumed his conversations with the family. During a conversation, my younger daughter (6) was sharing an exciting experience from her day at school, and my son interrupted with, "Breached Sandy Hook like a pro, Freelo!" I felt that his constant use of game jargon was starting to overshadow genuine family interactions. I expressed my concern, explaining that he needed to communicate with us in a more relatable way.In response, he raised an eyebrow and said, "You don't understand, clutch or kick!" He refused to adapt his language, even after I explained how it made me feel disconnected from him. So, as a temporary measure, I've decided to limit his time on the game. I made it clear that if he can regulate regular communication between us, I would reconsider the ban. AITA?

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl. At least it won't kill me.

My son (14) watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch.tv. I don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter (age 12) was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him that it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

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Our moon is so useless and pathetic compared to all of the cool moons out there in the solar system. While other moons have all these cool features, all our Moon did was hit us, and then get a free ride orbiting us for a few billion years. Europa is such a cool moon, that it could potentially have liquid water underneath. The gravitational effects of its planet Jupiter, and some of Jupiter's other Moons (including Ganymede, a moon so sick, it is bigger than the planet Mercury, and almost as big as Mars; Callisto, another huge a$$ moon bigger than ours, one that might even have water as well; and Io, a pizza colored moon with f ucking sulfuric volcanoes) cause internal movement for the body, meaning there might not only be the biggest ocean currently known in the universe there, but it could very well have geothermic vents. Geothermic vents mean that there could potentially be life there! Our stupid a$$ moon can't do none of that $hit, it's just barren.
So Yeah F uck our moon.