Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy’s: an indie horror game that you guys suggested IN MASS and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said that it was really, really good! So I’m very eager to see what is up, and that is a terrifying animatronic bear! ‘Family pizzeria looking for a security guard to work the night shift!’ Ooh... 12AM. The first night... If I didn’t wanna stay the first night, why would I stay anymore than five? Why would I stay anymore than two- Hello? Ooookay– [Ringing] Hello? [Ringing] Hello?– Oh... Oh I can’t move. That’s a creepy skull! There’s creepy things on the wall– [Ringing] Oh, hello– [Phone picks up] “Hello?” HI? “Hello, hello?” HI!! “Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night.” Euugh. “Um... I actually worked in that office before you.” Uhuh. “I’m… finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact! So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming” UGHHH “But I’m here to tell you” Huhuhuhuh “There’s nothing to worry about.” Eugh. “You’ll do fine! So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first.” Okay! Sounds goo– Uh, ok. “Ok, uh, let’s see: First there’s an introductory greeting from the company–” Mhm… “that I’m supposed to read. Uhh, i-it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, ‘Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.’” Ok. “‘A magical place for kids and grown-ups–’” [Gasps] Uhuhuh! “‘–alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.’” EUGH!! “‘Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.’” Huhuh… “‘Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.’ Blah, blah, blah… Now, that might sound bad, I know.” YEAH! “But there’s really nothing to worry about! Uhh, the animatronic characters here–” What… “–do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them?” Uhuhuh… “No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night, too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect.” OKAY! “Right? Ok.” OKAY!! “So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit.” Huhuh, no! “Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode–” Huhuhu!! “–at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.” Eugghohoho! “Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87.” THE BITE? “Yeah.” WHAT BITE?! “I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe. “WHY?!! “You know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters… uh, if they happen to see you after hours–” WHAA[wheeze] “–probably won't recognize you as a person.” Oh, OH! “They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here–” Huhuhu… “–at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.” Ohhh, I get it. “Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices…” UHUH! “Especially around the facial area.” UHUH!!! “So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort…” YEAH! “...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask.” EUGHH! Oh, why, what happened?!! “Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow.