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Recent reviews by war criminal gaming

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.9 hrs on record
Ya gotta go balls out
Posted February 20.
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64 people found this review helpful
40 people found this review funny
16.0 hrs on record
Man I wish Spain was real
Posted January 14.
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3.6 hrs on record
Half-Life: Opposing Force
Posted January 1.
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7.0 hrs on record
FREEMAN YOU FOOL!
Posted December 29, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
38.0 hrs on record (31.8 hrs at review time)
Waltuh, put your AC away Waltuh. I'm not burning the Coral right now Waltuh.
Posted September 26, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
20.5 hrs on record
H E Y S W E E T C H E E K S
Posted September 2, 2023.
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10.4 hrs on record
Words cannot describe the lust I feel towards the Hawker Siddeley Harrier Jump Jet.
Posted August 21, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Posted April 8, 2023.
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101.3 hrs on record (96.0 hrs at review time)
>find cool animal
>brutally kill it
>make armor from its corpse
>repeat
Posted April 3, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
Posted January 28, 2023.
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