Crack Fiend
GOD   Waco, Texas, United States
 
 
Go get fucked you commie
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
Favorite Game
727
Hours played
2
Achievements

Recent Activity

655 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
17.9 hrs on record
last played on Jan 18
1.1 hrs on record
last played on Jan 14
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DUOLED Jan 7 @ 4:52pm 
ARG ME MATEY, I WOULD LIKE TO ADD YE ON STEAM AFTER PLAYING TF2 WITH YE LAST NIGHT!
Dinkee Nov 14, 2019 @ 9:11am 
arg shiver me timbers shiver me meatball deprived individuals
HeckingHeckhole Nov 13, 2018 @ 4:17pm 
gay boi has an icon for e very special reason ( he jerks off to it)
hentral Jun 28, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
democracy is non-negotiable
OMGSleepless Feb 24, 2018 @ 7:15pm 
6 Cuils: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane.