I find myself embroiled in a rather peculiar battle against an unexpected adversary: bugs and robots. Picture this: armed with nothing but a ballot in one hand and a fly swatter in the other, I march boldly into the fray. With each swat, I defend the sovereignty of our democratic institutions against the encroaching hordes of mechanical insects and rogue robots. It's a comical spectacle, really. Here I am, championing the rights of citizens to choose their leaders while simultaneously engaged in mortal combat with a toaster gone rogue. But hey, in the war between democracy and the machine uprising, every vote and every squished bug counts!

I don't 1v1 because I'm not being the cause of a suicide