Recent reviews by Nevernamed

Incredibly, incredibly fun, but the achievements are a disaster. To get all the achievements, you need to beat the whole game in one sitting, in under an hour, without dying once, which is completely unreasonable in a game where things can go from bad to worse in a split second.

Drove me to tears with frustration.

A fun little story with meta branches in every direction. Can quickly become confusing if you look too hard- in a deliciously tempting fashion.

Thoroughly enjoyable- the only thing that's absolutely driving me mad is that there's one achievement that requires playing through the whole game a second time just to do something different at the very end,

This game is an abusive relationship. The harder I try to make things work, the more I get hurt- but I can't stop coming back.

The Stanley Parable is a masterwork of narrative. It saved my marriage and cured me of SIDS. Buy it 8 times, give all your money to a worthy cause, charity be damned.

100%ed this game and I gotta say, it's not worth it. Gets really grindy in the lategame and has multiple systems that don't feel entirely finished. Game has been abandoned by the developer despite it's promise, and after a bit of research it looks like he stiffed people he worked with, took the credit and ran. Finding that out thoroughly soured my search for the last couple achievements.
Enjoyed it for a time, but it just doesn't live up to the potential that it has.

Rough around the edges, but overall a good experience and a premise I've not seen before. Has some slight finnickiness with inventory management, but nothing frustrating enough to sour my experience.
Just stay out of Hard Mode and enjoy the game on Normal- game doesn't seem entirely fair at multiple points throughout hard mode.

Saw this game on Youtube, thought it would be cool, but I just didn't find it fun. Game runs like crap even on the lowest settings, and I don't exactly have an outdated GPU.
The game also does a really terrible job teaching you it's mechanics, and the tutorial even taught me a couple things in the wrong order. In order to trigger the popup on how to disengage landing gear, I had to have already disengaged the landing gear, etc.
Also, for some reason, when you open your inventory, there's an empty container inventory to the right. This container inventory is used to show what's inside things that you interact with, but why is it there when you just open your inventory to look at it?
I have NEVER seen a game that does that before.
Game also won't shut down for some reason. I pressed quit, and the game didn't quit, just froze. I decided to manually close the window, and the NEXT MORNING I open steam and see that Space Engineers is apparently still running somehow. Can't find it in task manager either.
I am really not a fan of programs that don't want to shut down when I tell them to. Maybe I'm paranoid, but I don't trust 'em.
Overall, I just wanna build spaceships man. Thought this game would be the way to do that, but for now I'm just going to have to limp off back to Cosmoteer.

100 out of 10. Made me cry.
I almost didn't play this game cause I expected it to be a generic puzzle platformer.
It was far, far, far, far, far from generic.