You, Me, gas station. What're we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish. You know what that means: Fish orgy. The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight, bare handed, bare naked? Oh yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck e Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh, I think so! Next thing you know I've been reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, do a bum, white-out which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoke a joint, green-out, then I turn into the sun. Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in! DUH BLH AHZUBYH AUYH AHZUBYH HUA HAGJ HEYI HIEY YEIH AGA HAA HAA-

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ.
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