+rep average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve that made him really popular in our home town. Like really popular. I can't describe to you the number of people that came up to me asking about this guy saying "Hey, isn't that the guy with the average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve?" Friends, classmates, reverends, even a few police officers. You'd have thought this guy's name was John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt the way these fools couldn't keep his name out of their mouths. But yeah, cool guy with an average-sized wiener with healthy girth and an amusing left-curve.

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off.

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WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARRO. SO, YOU'RE THE NEW REPLACEMENT....YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

D I S M I S S E D!

hey, BrettTheHedgehog! i'm an admin from pinkiecraft, the roleplay minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for!! i regret to inform you however that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED U!

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