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Chicken crossed the road to get out of the hood

this year i turned into a racist

If Ken Carson was a woman how big would her breasts be?

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No, I was just telling 🗣🗣 that I, I got this, this girl💁🏼💁🏼 before and I was together👫💏 since 3 years and uh, 🤔🤔I was not even cheating ❌🚫 on her or what and Facebook📲💻 arrived and, she wanted me to accept✔️✔️ her on Facebook and I don’t want it, 🙅🏼🙇🏼 because I was, like, in front 🚻of her and she told me, like, “Accept me on Facebook👺😡” It was virtual, 📺🌐 means no sense😖🙄 So I say, “I’m in front of you🖐🏼🖐🏼 I don’t need to accept ❌🚫you on Facebook👥” She started to be crazy💃🏼🙀 She thought that because I didn’t accept her, 🤕🤕 she thought I was cheating🕶💋 She told me like, uh, “it’s over😤😒” And I can’t believe it😫😰I said “come on you’re crazy😓😷” because like yeah I’m in front of you🤗 I’m every day📅🗓 here in your house🏠🏚That’s, it means like it’s jealousy😴🤐Pure jealousy for nothing👎🏼

How to 2️⃣ wash ur hands 😳👐

Step 1 - find 🔍 sink 💦💦

Step 2 - turn 🔁 tap on ✅

Step 3 - Put hands 👐 under ⬇️ Water 👐💦💦

Step 4 - Put soap 🧽🧼 on wet 😳💦 hands 👐

Step 5 - Rub 👌 hands together 👐

Step 6 - Make sure 👌 to scrub 🧽 all over hands 👐

Step 7 - Wash soap 🧼💦🧽 off hands 👐

Step 8️⃣ - Turn tap 💦🚿 off 😔

Step 9 - Dry 🚬🏝 hands 👐 with paper 📝 towels ( don’t use 😳😳 hand dryers 🤢🤢🤢)

Step 10 - be 🐝👐 disease free 👨‍⚕️👩‍🍳🧈