Wisecrack34
Ethan Evens   Ontario, Canada
 
 
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135 Hours played
I had 5 minutes left to live and 5 angry guards armed with "everything proof shields" about to burst through the door and tear me a new one. The job was simple, steal some cargo and get out. The not so simple part was that there had been a poison in one of the drinks I got earlier and the only way to cure it in time was to do a job for the bastard who had slid it to me before I expired.

I boarded my ship and jumped the throttle, ramming into the target ship's airlock at Mach 3. I dealt with several guards with my trusty laser sledge and made my way towards my target. I was beginning to feel weak and picked up the pace, causing me to get noticed by a patrol group just down the hallway. I tried to fire my shotgun at em but it just reflected harmlessly off of their shields, causing several others to notice my position and the alarm to be pulled. I made haste and rushed for the captain's room, smacking him clean across the ship and preventing him from taking me into custody before rushing past several alarmed guards towards the cargo hold in order to grab my prize. Now trapped with the target in hand I made my plan quick, I slammed through the door and threw myself at the nearest potential victim, sledge in hand.

I get hit clean across the room by an old pipe wrench, the man having anticipated my attack and had me swiftly dragged towards the nearest airlock to be disposed of. The door popped open and I was sucked into the vacuum of space. This was my plan. I tapped a few buttons on my wrist and began steering my pod towards me, I opened the front door and slammed the ship into me, taking off back to the bar so I could collect my reward.

10/10 Would get sucked again
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This fully semi automatic military type assault weapon features a 200 round clipazine, a tactical army like sniper scope, anti-baby bayonet and a fire rate of over 1k
89 ratings
Created by - Wisecrack34
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JuicyFemboyThighs May 20 @ 8:38pm 
-rep great guy but he keeps changing my comment to say -rep :hcs_lillian:
Anna Sep 23, 2023 @ 12:10am 
+rep good person to play with