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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Player Review: Whines entire match over the mic, and exhales loudly over his mic like a child, which to his slight defense he probably is one. Whines that we are losing aim duels even when you check the scoreboard and notice he isn't doing much different from anyone else and has already died while continuing to breathe into his mic. At the end of the round he will see you are ranked above him and screech in agony because you didn't slaughter the enemy while teabagging and spamming "ez" because your MM rank dictates the outcome of matches. Overall Rating: 2/10, pretty sad teammate material. Things to work on: Less talking, way less. Make useful calls not cries and shrieks. After that, be quiet. Deal with the fact you will die in this game and it isn't always someone else's fault. You will also lose matches by heavy margins, it will be ok you will survive. Don't be a whiney ♥♥♥♥♥, no one likes a whiney ♥♥♥♥♥.

Hi, “♥♥♥♥♥”. Thanks for calling me that. You’re a ♥♥♥♥♥ with a VAC ban. Thanks and goodbye.