wow why would u post such lies...i def didnt purchase 5 bananas....thats just absurd

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1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
3x Backdoor Sluts 9
1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
6x Magnum condoms
5x Bananas
1x Small Condom
2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
1x Deag's Rust Career
1x Gay Poster

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