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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

“Looksmaxxing” is a dangerous viral trend encouraging men to reshape their faces and cutting away at their mental health.

From the most loathsome corners of the internet have sprung forums that promote aesthetic changes for men to upgrade their “sexual market value,” a pseudoscientific calculation of worth to a potential sexual partner that allegedly takes into account every facet of one’s face, from the cut of their jawline to the amount of space between their eyes.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Monogatari series. The wordplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced Japanese most of the writing will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Araragi's imperfect memory, a quality which is deftly woven into the style in which the story is presented. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the multifaceted nature of the dialogue, to realise that they're not spewing puns- they say something deep about the intricacies of the language. As a consequence people who dislike the Monogatari series truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Hanekawa's observant catchphrase "I only know what I know," which itself is a cryptic reference to Plato's account of the Socratic paradox.

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