Avid HOI4 Navy Enjoyer.
Endless Frustration Towards Gajin Entertainment.
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JOHN WICK, the retired murder man we like, looks for his dog.
JOHN WICK
Come here, dog. I love alive dog.
John sees BIG MOB MAN shoot his dog into afterlife.
NO!
That dog was like my dead wife, now it is dead.
BIG MOB MAN
I care not. My father is Russia.
I am retiring from being retired/
John reaches into his mouth and pulls out a pistol.
59,000 Mob Men get out of a cool car and throw bullets at John.
John guns 17,000 of them in the head. They hate that.
Foolish. You should not have brought your heads. Foolish.
A horse walks by. John grabs it and fires it like a gun.
Oh bad. He knows about horses.
John tries to reload the horse but is hit by several cars.
The cars die. John lives more.
He rolls near Big Mob Man.
You are out of horse, Mr. Dog.
John throws the horse and it explodes killing 21,000 Mob Men.
The horse lives and goes back to its job as horse.
Big Mob Man and John punch and kick until their blood is tired.
Let's build a truce. Take present.
Big Mob Man grabs a dog from the dog store and gives it to John.
Okay. I love alive dog. Bye.
John holds dog and walks home.
Big Mob Man pulls gun out of his ear and points at John's back but John knows all ear tricks.
John turns aims dog at Big Mob Man and fires.