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I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about that name. It all started when he tried to message an egirl from Twitter because he said he has rizz. I told him it was a bad idea. He looked me dead in the eyes and said,
“Bro. I’m built different.”
He was rejected. Later, he told me he snapped his keyboard in half and has to get a new one. Next day, he shows up to our CS:GO match with a tactical fedora... We lost 16-0. He still typed “gg ez” in chat.
Later that week he got banned from a subreddit for trying to 1v1 the mods over which anime had the best waifu.
qualiki is not a person. He is a biohazard. A stinky ape on a gaming chair with skid marks. If you see him in your lobby, leave. If you hear his name whispered behind you, run . And if he asks to borrow your dih...
God help you.