CalebTheCoomer
Caleb   North Carolina, United States
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What is a "coomer"?
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A coomer, (Pronounced COOM-er), is an elusive creature that spends its whole life desperately trying to reach the next best nut. It is classed as a critically endangered species. The coomer was once thought to be nothing but fiction due to the rarity of these beasts.
Not much is known about the habits of these elusive creatures, but they are said to reside in tiny rooms that reek of mildew and B.O., floor littered with custom-made waifu pillows and the coom of the coomer itself. They are said to be mostly solitary, though there have been half a dozen cases of supposed coomer packs being sighted in the wild.
It is said that, if disturbed, the coomer will become enraged, and will attack the offending creature. It has been reported that a coomer may even coom upon its enemies, some say even stuffing them into homemade coom jars on occasion.

"My best friend went missing in 1987 during a hike in a remote area of alaska. The case has never been solved, but researchers say it is likely that he was taken by a wild coomer."
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Ah, Hunt. The Dark Souls of FPS games.

It is one of the best and most unique shooters you will ever play. A lovecraftian concoction of many different games and genres that not only gives you freedom of choice and player agency, but also gives you an extensive toolset that can be used in countless ways to outsmart, or outgun your enemies. Not only that, you get to do it all while being a rootin tootin cowboy. For that alone, you should at least give it a try. And I hope you'll stick around, because this game deserves to be played and appreciated.

But this game is also quite difficult, and it will piss you off. You will die a lot when you start this game, from things you might not even expect, and you will rage. The question you'll have to ask yourself is, are you also willing to learn? Because when you finally get good at this game, knowing how hard it was to get there... it is like crack in video game form.
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G_r_1_z_z Jan 5 @ 9:19am 
lol noobs)
Vegan Cat Dec 31, 2023 @ 10:17am 
yeah nice cheaters team or orphan team
Sierra Sep 25, 2023 @ 6:00pm 
Nice hacks asqueroso :)
CALL 1-800-HEAD-TAP Sep 17, 2023 @ 11:54pm 
cheat cheat cheat cheat whole team of cheaters it's like the website you bought the hacks off tells you whos cheating so you can pair up like your pathetic trash cans
Jefferderp Dec 26, 2021 @ 12:43pm 
We don't know each other, but I clipped this in 2017 and thought you'd enjoy it. I hope I have the right guy. Still makes me laugh sometimes!

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