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Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
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Yes, but will I see the EASTER BUNNY in skintight leather at an IRON
MAIDEN concert?
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I WISH I HAD A KRYPTONITE CROSS, because then you could keep both Dracula
and Superman away.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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Contemptuous lights flashed across the computer's console.
-- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner
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It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
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I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom. Probably soon after she throws me out.
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