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1 person found this review helpful
49.5 hrs on record (37.8 hrs at review time)
any game with a "cut umbilical cord" button prompt is a good game in my book
Posted January 27, 2023.
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12.0 hrs on record
During my play through of Signalis I used a notepad from my desk drawer to help me remember things that I needed for some of the puzzles. The notepad I used is full of various random things. I pick it up every once in a while and read through it to see if I can remember the context behind what I wrote on certain pages.

In a couple of months I’ll open the notepad out of boredom and I’ll find my page of Signalis notes. It’ll look like a whole bunch of incomprehensible chicken scratch but it’ll fill me with sadness for some reason. I’ll spend the rest of that day thinking about why all those vague abbreviations and random number sequences made me so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad. I’ll be lost and a bit confused for a while. And then I’ll remember Signalis, and I’ll still feel just as sad and confused as I did before.

This game is good, polished, well-designed. Play it.
Posted December 31, 2022. Last edited December 31, 2022.
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30.3 hrs on record
The existence of TW3 makes this a decent game instead of a good one. The plot is much more linear and concise, while at the same time being somehow harder to digest than it's successor's. There's more political drama and less high fantasy madness, but it's still satisfying and punchy and high-stakes enough to hold your attention until the end. The gameplay is sort of clunky and dated but the story more than makes up for it.

If you're still interested enough to be reading reviews for this game, then you'll probably have a good time.
Posted June 23, 2022.
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36.1 hrs on record
One of the greatest pieces of art I've ever consumed, somehow masquerading as a traditional hack n' slash JRPG. This game asks and answers questions so impossibly complex with an equally impossibly measure of elegance.

20% game, 20% existential fever-dream, 60% ASS -- EVERYTHING ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR
Posted June 14, 2022. Last edited June 14, 2022.
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18.9 hrs on record
One of the greatest games I've ever played. You're doing yourself a disservice if you let the arhaic graphics or daunting mechanics turn you off. System Shock 2 presents one of the most immersive, tense experiences I've had in a game and the story is absolutely kick-ass -- Its also really interesting from a historical standpoint, especially if you're a fan of Bioshock or Prey, or really any game in the immersive-sim category.

This game helped lay the foundation for its entire genre and, after playing it, its certainly not hard to see how or why. Play the game insect, play it now.
Posted January 25, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
88.3 hrs on record (77.2 hrs at review time)
fun game about collecting ashtrays
Posted January 1, 2021.
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7.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is absolutely glorious. Completely worth all the money! Please give this game a try! Good job devs!
Posted February 3, 2019. Last edited June 7, 2019.
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21.5 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
This is probably the best 20 bucks I have ever spent. Sunset Overdrive is a great game that puts fun before all else. Sure, the PC port is basic, but the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing!
Posted December 1, 2018.
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17.9 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
Absolutely epic conclusion to the series. I enjoyed every second and wish it could've gone on longer. Highly recommend.
Posted October 18, 2018. Last edited October 18, 2018.
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7.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The game is good. DO NOT BUY IT. Zero people are playing. What the ♥♥♥♥ happened?! It was so promising... don't waste your money. I want a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ refund.
Posted October 8, 2018.
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