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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
😘
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
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Leela: Well, goodnight. I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month
and freeze them.
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[Peter calls in sick to work]
Peter: Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow. [Peter gets caught by his boss]
Peter: Remember that plane crash I had? It turned out to be gas.
🤥
I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
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If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal
purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
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