Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
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Leela: Well, goodnight. I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month
and freeze them.
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[Peter calls in sick to work]
Peter: Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow. [Peter gets caught by his boss]
Peter: Remember that plane crash I had? It turned out to be gas.
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I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all
custody means. Get even with your old lady.
-- Lenny Bruce
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If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal
purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
-- Charles de Gaulle
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ку, я тинкер с прошлой катки. это к тому что ты сказал на 11 минуте, а именно что перефармил меня
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