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EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORYYYYYYYY!

Robert Page!

> VS

ROBERT HOOOOOOOUSE!!!!

> BEGIN!!!!!

Your appointment with defeat should be finalized within the verse.
Because I'm about to ice the Lucius DeBeers of the Fallout universe.
I rock the House with a Majestic flow,
and spread Gray Death like it was the flu.
My right-hand Walton Simon Says: NSF. Double U. !
( :middle_finger: x2 )

In my other hand, I hold the whole World.
I'm better than the King, I'm the Rap God.
Do U.C. my family tree? I created JC!
I'm the Global Gepetto who's pulling the strings.
You're a mix between Andrew Ryan and a CRT screen.


Nice Versalife... for a kiddo,
but I'm rapping since I'm 12 Y. O.
Now I'm two hundred and sixty one!
And I drop a heavy flow like the Hoover Dam!

I was born in twenty-twenty, I ain't afraid of no virus.
I have a robot army, you have guys wearing Voldo's apparatus.
With my single mind, I push back the Legion, the raiders and the NCR.
None of your Ocean Labs can compete with DEEZ bars.


Here's a Platinum Tip of management from M.C.EO to CEO :
You won't make any profit if you close the doors of your casino.
BINGO! You've been Robbed by your f.r.i.e.n.d. Chandler Bing!
He popped Caps fair and Squared in your courrier in GoodSprings!


Are you sure you want to talk about betrayal?
You were part of the Fives but screwed them all!
Morgan Everett should've kept his Freak On a Leash,
You're such a traitor, I should call you Petyr Baelish.


Had to turn the Page on 'em, they were slowing down my genius,
I was already brilliant way before merging with Helios!
So don't Wasteland my time with your blackjack and hookers.
You're just another pretentious old man while I AM the future!


So tell me, since you're so smart:
What are your odds of you surviving?
Seems like the game was rigged from the start,
cuz' I have 25% of chance to get a happy ending.
As for this battle, I'm not scared to go all-in!
You know what they say: The House always wins.


> WHO WON?!!!

> WHO'S NEXT?!!!!!

> YOU DECIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!
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