Max Klinger
Maxwell Q. Klinger   Toledo, Ohio, United States
 
 
"total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Super ♥♥♥♥ing ocd and doesn't have a basic understanding of how to play mvm."
-Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Zale, if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards. ~ Max Klinger

Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up. ~ Max Klinger

Colonel Potter, Sir! Corporal Klinger. I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out. ~ Max Klinger

I'm going to live through this even if it kills me! ~ Max Klinger

Dr Thaddeous longthorn : max, change stats please,
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : we want to win this
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : and all youa re doing is trollign
Max Klinger : ?
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : Max
Max Klinger : what
WRP_Beater : said 2 tour to 227 tour
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : your stats are shit
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : please change
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : im 400 tours on my other account
Max Klinger : what are you talking about
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : needed a new one
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : got bored
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : now
WRP_Beater : Your upgrades say otherwise, buddy
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : fuckign change your stats
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : CHANGE YOUR FUCKGIN STATS
Max Klinger : stats???
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : you upgrades
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : omg, you are such a fuckign noob
sausagegravy : max, cmon man, everyone trys to say that, and its rarely true, at least ya didnt day you reset yer badge
Max Klinger : lol upgrades are stats????
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : didnt even know what stats were
Server cvar 'mp_tournament_stopwatch' changed to 0
Max Klinger : never heard that
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : domg this noob is using cow mangler, kick him pls
sausagegravy : um fuck you mangler rocks here
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : MAX, FUCKGIN CHANGE YOUR FUCKGIN STATS, AND STOP TROLLING
(Voice) Dr Thaddeous longthorn: MEDIC!
Max Klinger : have we met before
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : yeah m8, we shared a wet nurse
Max Klinger : ahhhh yes
Max Klinger : i remember
(Voice) Max Klinger: MEDIC!
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : KICK SCOUT
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : KICK THE SCOUT
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : KICK HIM
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : HES SHIT
Dr Thaddeous longthorn : 5 CREDITS
WRP_Beater : You got outdamaged by the scout lol
WRP_Beater : Pathetic

autisticboob : sam
autisticboob : go demo sam
sambtaylor : no this is a free game
sambtaylor : free contry
autisticboob : you paid 99 cents cunt
sambtaylor : contury game
Max Klinger : xD
sambtaylor : whatever

Prometheus 42 : get minigun resistances

Kescarte_DeJudica™ : quick poll:
Kescarte_DeJudica™ : PS4 versus Xbox One.
Kescarte_DeJudica™ : which do you prefer and why?
➨Teddi : PC
Max Klinger : nintendo ds
(Voice) just another shark in a hat: Thanks!
Kescarte_DeJudica™ : Okay, I get PC, but ninetendo ds?
Kescarte_DeJudica™ : you can emulate nintendo ds
Max Klinger : you must be too young to remember the ds





Currently Online
Adding me, Trading and MvM
Adding me
I WILL NOT add you if you are trade or VAC banned currently or in the past.
I WILL NOT add you if you have a private inventory.
I WILL NOT add you if you are a scammer.
I WILL NOT add you if you have less than 500 hours in TF2.
I MIGHT add you if i've played in a server with you before.
I WILL add you if we have common friends, probably means you're cool.
If you try and add me and fall into the WILL NOT, I will block you.

Trading
If you have any trade inquiries about the items I have listed on backpack.tf DO NOT add me, send me a trade offer. I will only responed back to offers that pertain to the items I have listed on backpack.tf. DO NOT comment on my profile about trade offers, just send me an offer.

https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198136336290

MvM Stats
Two Cities Tour Completions: 435
Two Cities Hall of Fame Rank on MvM Lobby: 284
Total Tour Completions: 449
Total Tours Hall of Fame Rank on MvM Lobby: 438
Australium Dry Streak: 66

Australiums
Two Cities
1. Tour #43 Blutsauger
2. Tour #82 Flamethrower
3. Tour #85 Sniper Rifle
4. Tour #122 Minigun (4 Boxes)
5. Tour #149 SMG
6. Tour #163 Flamethrower
7. Tour #172 Ambassador (4 Boxes)
8. Tour #175 Wrench (4 Boxes)
9. Tour #195 Wrench
10. Tour #206 Grenade Launcher
11. Tour #232 Frontier Justice* (4 Boxes)
12. Tour #253 Minigun (4 Boxes)
13. Tour #312 Stickybomb Launcher

Gear Grinder
14. Tour #8 Stickybomb Launcher

*- Denotes australium and pro kit traded for an australium medigun.
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Recent Activity

3,714 hrs on record
last played on Jan 13
23 hrs on record
last played on Dec 30, 2018
124 hrs on record
last played on Dec 24, 2018
That's how mafia works Nov 28, 2018 @ 8:04am 
+rep Thanks fella
That's how mafia works Nov 28, 2018 @ 8:02am 
i sent a trade for the Lucky Cat Hat m8
Bilinçsiz Adam Nov 26, 2018 @ 12:35pm 
37 key pure for bonk boy ?
just you Nov 22, 2018 @ 9:38pm 
sent a trade offer for you're bedouin bandana
𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆 Sep 13, 2018 @ 9:48pm 
Hello there mate sorry to bother you but can you add me for a trade cause i am interested to trade with you, i hope you will notice me and add me thanks ❤
Kentucky Fried Chicken? Sep 9, 2018 @ 10:00pm 
also airblast doesn't give the bot health back dumbass